Chat: If I Get To Bring U Food And Make U Happy I Can Overlook My Trauma W My Dad And Thank Him For The

Gryffindor common room

can’t hunt me if u can’t reach me :p

@sevenpointwofeetall i know where you live and if u threaten me one more time with ur STUPID BOTTLED MILK i will hunt u FOR SPORT

Valentines is soon upon us

isn’t it cute when you can hear the smile in someone’s voice ?

@iooiu-doth-know

*whispers* kay but what about miraculous vigilante!au

no kwami/ superpowers

hawkmoth is the kingpin of the notorious crime ring terrorizing paris under the name “Akuma”

organized crime is at an all time high, and no one feels safe anymore

surprise surprise, the police are useless

enter: marinette duapin cheng, sweet and cunning and tired of seeing her city being terrorized

so she obscures her identity, setting out into the night streets armed only with her wits, 7 years of aikido lessons, and the burning desire to clean up the streets

soon all the tabloids are talking about a faceless heroine dubbed “the ladybug“ taking down muggers left and right around paris’ seedy underbelly

enter: adrien agreste, who’s inspired by the stories and tired of living his oppressively structured life

so he suits up as well, masking his recognizable face as he and his fencing sabers seek out the mysterious vigilante

he helps ladybug out of a tight spot, they team up

im talking infiltrating hideouts

im talking “cut off one head and two more take its place”

im talking red-x’d pictures and yarn stretched across a cork board

imagine the student in their class arguing. “well i think they should just leave it to the authorities!” chloe shouts. “yeah, like the cops could do anything without the help of Ladybug and Chat Noir,” Alya counters

half of paris loves the duo, and the other half want them off the streets for good

its basically netflix daredevil au at this point I KNOW

im talking stakeouts

im talking drug busts

im talking midnight motorcycle chases

VIGILANTE!AU

My favorite trope in marauders fic is when authors insist on using the in universe setting names in AUs. Why is the Spanish resort they’re at called Hogwarts? Why is the American town this hockey team is playing in called Gryffindor? No one knows and no one attempts to explain it, it just is.

first chapter of Radio, Someone Still Loves You up now!! go read :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64354126/chapters/165206707

@iooiu-doth-know HELPEMEJDJD

I haven't seen the new episodes yet, this is what happens, right?

i’m pushing the new rssly update to hopefully tmrw?? i would say there’s a valid excuse but the truth is i watched st4 for the first time and WOW life changed. anyway thanks for your patience!!