Plot: Sirius Is Texting Remus And James While He’s At A Family Gathering.
plot: sirius is texting remus and james while he’s at a family gathering.
sirius: fuck me i hate it here.
remus: isn’t that lovely.
sirius: feeling h i g h k e y judged by some boomers for my band-tee.
james: well, you would’ve been judged whether you wore it or not.
sirius: BAHAHA FUCK-
remus: there’s this thing, idk if u know it, but it’s called the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
sirius: yeah no, i prefer to not give any fucks loudly and boldly.
remus, replying to himself: it’s very low key, i have it, and it saves me.
james: forget them, they’re probably reptiles anyways.
sirius: yeah, no, they’re too unsuccessful to be reptiles, but their dry skin is really backing up your point there prongsie.
sirius: OKAYGTGTHEYRESUMMONINGME.
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barty: your ex is waiting by the common room entrance, they’re begging to talk to you.
regulus: *applying nail polish*
regulus: too bad, i only do second coats not second chances.
sirius, singing his little heart out with james’ hair brush: got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you i’m insane.
remus: they don’t have to tell me, i can see it from a mile away.
he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.
stanning the right man >>>>>>>
modern-day era hc:
james potter and sirius black would definitely be co-owners of a meme page.
headcanon:
sirius black’s nervous tick is chewing on the tip of his middle finger, but his rbf makes him look like he’s purposely flipping everyone off.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.
james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*
remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.
james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.
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