Send Them To Me, Send 🍆🍆

You’re such a lucky little bitch. Now make out with each of my pretty toes as a thank you for how kind I am to you

It’s gonna be so funny getting you to ask the cute salesgirl for advice while your balls are still in agony

I’m really struggling to think of one. And if I can’t think of one then there really is no reason for me to do it is there

There’s no need to worry your pretty little brain. Just let me think about the grown up stuff and you keep your brain busy by stopping yourself leaking