Derek: I'm Going To Taco Bell, You Guys Want Anything?

⚠️ Spiderman: No Way Home’s plot be like:

Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?

Sam :

Sam : How high are you?

Bucky : 6"0

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

“Jason is a natural born leader.” I’m calling bullshit. Jason knows how to lead bc the people of Camp Jupiter raised him for it. He makes it explicit in his pov that it wasn’t something he had wanted, it was just a path he was stuck it. Caring about people doesn’t make him a leader, it makes him someone who wanted to do something good. Same with Annabeth, she wanted to be a leader, so she made herself one, and when you read her pov it doesn’t even seem like she likes it that much. Do you know who the natural born leaders are? Reyna and Percy. Everything at Camp Jupiter was working against Reyna, but she proved herself over and over and became praetor. From what we see of her in HOO it is clear though while her job is difficult, it is also something she cares deeply about, and wouldn’t give up. Percy never wanted to be a leader, and though it was expected of him no one at chb taught him what to do, he was just good at it, even when he didn’t want to be. He lead the entire Battle of Manhattan by himself, even Annabeth took orders from him. 

Don't be ashamed of your thigh .

Atleast it's not popping drunk babies out of it.

Harry doesn’t hear from Ron all summer: My friends hate me. I have no friends. I am alone in this world.

Ron doesn’t hear from Harry all summer: Welp, guess I better steal a car and go find out what the fuck’s going on.

Percy in the PJO series trailer: “Look, I didn’t want to be a half blood.”

Percy Jackson Fandom:

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??