Mike: Doing Literally Anything In S5

i've been too much of a paul apologist with these, have some McBitchy content <3

get back: onion headlines [4/?]

Forget the Everything Shower, y'all ever had to bathe your dog, shave AND wash your hair? That's a different kind of exhaustion

the bau: so we’re gonna do a cognitive interview to see if you can recall any details from this memory

the person being interviewed: i was a month old baby i don’t think i’m going to be able to recall-

the bau: so it was november 4th at the time, close your eyes and tell me what you see

people always tell me “oh but you always reread the same three books” like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details

memes to commemorate iconic moments in pjo history

I watched the 1971 Charlie And The Chocolate Factory version, with my dad. Boy, were we not prepared for that boat scene! It scared the living daylights out of me and my dad.

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.