Please I Need The Unwanteds To Win

Update, I did it

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

Oh the irony of being pressured into going to a Bible study because I need to "listen to other viewpoints" when that Bible study is going to just be a regurgitation of all the viewpoints I hear day in and day out.

Does your pokemon have a name and/or a shiny. And if it does/does not may we please make a fakemon sheet for it

ooh I didn't think of that, that'd be awesome! I don't really have an idea for a name for it, but I may come up with something eventually. Any ideas?

Motivation matters less than outcome.

Being kind to someone because you want them to like you still means you were kind.

Doing a charitable act because it gives you ‘selfish’ personal satisfaction means you helped someone.

Being cruel to someone because you want to ‘protect them’ from going to hell still means your were cruel.

Killing in the name of god is still murder.

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

Taranta

Continuing on with the Mystic Union, Taranta! Taranta is the most technologically advanced of the Mystic countries, on par with Ubria but a little less flashy. That is, until the apocalypse hit, but I'll get to that in a minute. Taranta is home to the Arachnids, half-spider people. (Like a centaur but spider instead of horse, if that makes sense.) Like Elves, Arachnids have no direct connection to any element, but they have just enough of a connection to Air that allows them to learn. Taranta is a very protective people, and would gladly do anything to assist their allies.

About 25 years ago, a group of Arachnids set out to explore the neighboring island to the south, unsure what it was and confused since it's not on any official maps. What they found was Demotia Timberland, which I'll go into more detail on in it's own post. But essentially, they found an island full of monsters and mutated people from all over the world. In their struggle to get back to their boat, the crew was caught in a small horde of stumbling and snarling people littered with cuts and scrapes. They'd escaped, thought next to nothing of it, and sailed home as fast as they could.

What they didn't realize however, was that through scratches on their arms and legs, two of them had made blood to blood contact with those on the island. These two individuals had unknowingly been infected with the Corruption, a virus that latches onto the brain and takes control of it's host. The Corruption is spread through blood to blood contact, and has next to no obvious symptoms until it's far too late. The Corruption spread, slowly taking over Taranta and leaving it a wasteland. Survivors who didn't flee to Hados built a wall around Taranta to protect those outside, most locking themselves in as well to attempt to save their home.

Taranta's patron god is Rinera, Goddess of Craftmanship and creation. During the apocalypse, she has been aiding survivors where she can, helping them rebuild shelters and weave bandages. The temple to Rinera is built on Taranta's highest hill, and has become a point of shelter for survivors to seek safety in it's walls.

Before the apocalypse, Taranta was a commune like Hados, having mimicked their governance when Taranta became it's own country centuries ago. Throughout history, Hados and Taranta have been twin countries, keeping similar if not identical laws and methods of governance over time.

That's all for now, thanks for reading! Byeeee

Aquatica

We've made it to the Mystic Union now, y'all! First up on this side of the war is Aquatica, the place with the most blatantly obvious name in Evergreen. Aquatica is home to the Merfolk, shark-like individuals that are basically mermaids but slightly less human. Merfolk are obviously most connected to the ocean, and are naturally able to harness it's power. They can shift into a humanoid form, swapping their tails for legs. Most of Aquatica is built underwater in the deepest part of the ocean, but a little bit is built on a couple small islands next to it, both for tourists and for Merfolk who prefer to be in their humanoid forms.

Aquatica has one patron god, Aktis Goddess of the Sea. Aktis is the single most involved of the Gods, as she is the ruler of Aquatica on top of being it's patron, acting as a sort of King/Queen. Representatives are elected every 10 years, keeping her from being too old fashioned in her rulings, and keeping her decisions well informed and present in the modern day.

Like Myrefall, there are no mountains in Aquatica to build a temple on. Quite the opposite really, since they're very deep. However, since Aktis is King/Queen, the castle acts as a sort of temple, and those seeking to worship or give offerings would go to the castle instead.

That's all for now, thanks for reading! Byeeee

Sky whale

Here's one of those creatures I said I'd post! I may make a post explaining how Evergreen works and stuff, bc I realize that may help and also I'd get to talk about it so win-win. Anyway, whale in the sky.

we should make old man tragic yaoi about Mumbo's OCs

"Concussion forever" A way to describe death according to