No One Messes With My Sisters Or My Whitelighter.

IM SCREAMING!!!!!

IM PROUD OF MY INEFFABLE FANDOM SSHSKSKJS

If this wasn't in the bloopers, Imma effing cry

This was all I could think of at first when we cut to Will tied to the chair

Wilford, blindfolded and tied to a chair, surrounded by knives and guns held towards him

Will: Hello?!

Will: …

*smiles slowly*

Will: Hold on, is this a Febreze commercial-

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

Don’t be afraid to dream

This beloved Cartoon series

started as this webcomic

This best seller Manga

and critically acclaimed hit animated series

started out as this webcomic

And this best seller novel

And award winning blockbuster movie

started out as a serialized free story on somebody’s website.

Don’t be afraid to write big even if you start small.

Moods

okay but why am i laughing at the idea of crowley and aziraphale going for tea with newt and anathema post Armageddon’t and desperately trying to maintain their cover as Normal Human Beings™ in anathema’s aggressively demon-proofed house

she starts laying out candles at one point and they’re like ooh whatcha doing and she goes “oh, it’s just my afternoon ritual to cleanse this homestead of demonic entities” 

and crowley is just like “cool! i have to leave now for unrelated reasons”

"WHITE HAIRED NICOLAS CAGE" THAT'S HIS NEW NICKNAME😂😂😂😂

People complains on the light fury while i here dont like white haired Nicholas Cage

Just a quick reminder from Aziraphale to let you know that you should drink plenty of water.

If you don't drink enough water, you'll experience very unpleasant headaches, but if you still don't drink water after experiencing those, things will only get worse.

If not for Aziraphale, do it for yourself ❤

GAY RIGHTS!

(video credit to @glitteryloser on twitter)