Don’t Read If You Haven’t Read KOA!

My incomprehensible summary of HOSAB (definitely not in the right order)

Who the fuck is Sophie?

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!!

Maybe don't wear low cut dresses in darkened places? ✨

Let's wait until Xmas.

Tharion: 🎶"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat..."🎶

Oh he's Irish.

Nice nice nicety nice.

Everyone is curvy AF.

Damn gurl, I would buy this apartment!

"And then he was like..., and I was like..." "No way!!" "Way!"

Do you want my sword? No. Are you sure? Yes.

uwu Ithan.

Panic attacks are sexy, let's not wait till Xmas.

Let's get out the label maker and define this relationship.

Bro I'm changed, I swear.

Reapers: we just need to borrow Ruhn for a sec, we'll give him straight back.

Turns out death is unpleasant, who knew?

Dog Headed Three.

I'm sure this will work. You might die, but you probably won't.

It's cool, we're fine. No biggie.

You get betrothed, you get betrothed, EVERYBODY GETS BETROTHED!!!

Sofas on the brain bridge.

Horniest people alive will sleep next to each other and not fuck. Sure.

What are you talking about, I've had this backstory all along!

You'll never guess who my father is!

Danika didn't tell you shit!

I smell a smell, a smelly smell that smells smelly.

We get it! Everybody fancies Bryce!!

Somebody watched Minority Report.

And introducing bachelor number 3!!

Tight black aquatic leggings.

Do you think they'll notice that we're rebels?

Sub fuck.

...And turns out she was a wolf.

Rings and tings.

Masquerade ball but we can all smell who each other is.

Boob saliva.

Ruhn's nose isn't working today.

Mind fuck.

I want to be free!! Slaves are free right?

The Truth ™️

Hi, remember us. Yeah, we're in this too. Suprise 🎉

First and Last Lines: Throne of Glass

Celaena Sardothien/Aelin Galathynius:

"You're a long way from Rifthold, Captain."

"Rowan."

Rowan Whitethorn:

"Let's go."

"For you, Fireheart. All of it is for you."

Sam Cortland:

"Perhaps if you hadn't been reading all night, you wouldn't be so exhausted."

"I love you."

Dorian Havilliard:

"This is she?"

"Those are words I never thought I'd hear from you."

Chaol Westfall:

"Why do you care for the armies of Adarlan?"

"We will see each other again."

Elide Lochan:

"C-c-cleaning."

"The Faerie Queen of The West."

Lorcan Salvaterre:

"She is dead, you fool, or close enough to it. You can still save other lives."

"You're queen. What's there to vote on?"

Manon Blackbeak:

"Wrong kind of witch."

"We'll see."

Aedion Ashryver:

"Majesty."

"Yes. In this life, and in all others, I will serve you. And Terrasen."

Lysandra:

"Sam!"

"Voting on what?"

Fenrys Moonbeam:

"I liked your hair longer."

"Then lunch."

Gavriel:

"I've been looking for you for six weeks."

"Together."

Yrene Towers:

"I brought you some water and bread, too,"

"We're a long way from Innish,"

Type: Lucien Vanserra x Reader.

Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses.

Warnings: None, it's just fluff.

Authors Note: I think I've never written something for Lucien and I love him so much so here's something fluff for my baby. It was a request but the person said they didn't want the ask to be addressed, so, I hope they see this :(( I took so long to do BUT IT'S HERE.

"Can I braid your hair?" Y/N said guilty filing her guts.

It was her fault they argued, her fault because she couldn't keep her damn mouth closed. Lucien had nothing to do with her angriness, nothing to do with anything consuming in her life, but still, she'd thrown it at him.

If the gorgeous male fae on the other side of the bedroom was caught by surprise by the sudden request he didn't make it seem. His steps hushed towards you, and he sat down in front of you, letting out a sigh that seemed to be held for centuries.

The house was empty, just the two of them filling it with their angry words, now silent because of the sudden stop. Not a single soul spoke anything while Y/N's fingers traced Lucien's hair first brushing it and then grabbing two little pieces to make a crown of braids.

She wet her lips, trying to find the right words to say, but she hasn't learned how to apologize, not when she was raised to be rude and strong, someone who won't say sorry, and won't accept it either.

When her fingers stopped and grabbed an elastic to hold the braid still he was about to go but then she laced her arms around his neck and put her face on it, inhaling his scent.

"I'm sorry," her voice barely heard. "I didn't want to fight with you, I was mad, Azriel pissed me off on today's training and I just threw it all on you and-"

She almost said it. Love. For a brief minute, she thought it would slip right out of her mouth and confess her killing feelings for him. It was wrong, she was dirty, he was a completely different person who deserved something much better than her.

"It's ok, my love, I shouldn't have pushed you to this. It's not your fault, not completely." Lucien tried to give her a soft smile but it just looked sad. Yes, it made more damage than he was telling.

"No, it's not ok. Listen, I was the one pushing you, I love you and I don't want us to be like this. I promised myself not to do it again, never throw things at you like you don't have feelings. I know it hurt you more than you're letting me see, and I'm really, truly and completely sorry for-" He cut her with his lips.

She breathed hard, getting caught by surprise with the sudden kiss, but then melt in his mouth faster than she should.

His hand was at the side of her face, cupping it, never letting her go when he broke the contact of their lips. "What did you say, love?"

"You didn't let me finish, I was saying that I'm truly-" Another kiss that pissed her off. "Please, this is harder than you think and I'm finally having the courage to-"

"Before all the things I don't need to hear because of course I forgive you, you said something. What was it?" His bright smile made her blush.

She didn't know what he was talking about, didn't even remember all the things she said, it was in a hush. But then, then it came to her realization that she said the words she didn't mean to. Didn't mean to throw in a moment like this. A sigh left her lips before she hide her face between her hands.

"I told you I love you," she didn't want to see the disgust on his face, not when she knew he wouldn't want to be loved by someone like her.

"Good God, I'd burn this world for you," then a follow of your name. "Now, I'm going to kiss you, and you're going to say it again and again. I've waited so many years to hear this from you."

He took her hands out of her face and kissed her rough and sweet if it's possible. But, actually, everything is possible to Lucien Vanserra.

my 100% brutal and honest reaction to house of sky and breath after finishing it:

that book broke my back, cured my ear infection, cleared my skin, gave me more acne, killed me with a heart attack, revived me with lightning, spit in my face, and slapped me on the ass and said "good game"

and i wouldn't have it any other way

Kingdom of Ash/House of Sky and breath spoilers:

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honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

Throne of Glass Ships: Chapter Guide

So this isn’t EVERY interaction between every couple, just the particularly crucial or particularly lovely [though I didn’t add as much from Crown of Midnight because Chaolaena honestly kills me still] - I also skipped Nesryn and Chaol because that just never really seemed real for me. This is nice if you just need a quick serotonin boost on your fave ToG couples :)

- Chaolaena (Chaol and Celaena) - 

ToG: ch. 24, 28, 30, 32, 34-39, 43, 45-48, 50, 52-54

CoM: ch. 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10-13, 15, 17-19, 21, 22, 23, 24, 26, 55

- Chaorene (Chaol and Yrene) - 

ToD: ch. 5-9, 11-16, 18-23, 25-28, 32, 36, 38-40, 43-46, 52-56, 58, 60-65, 67, 68

KoA: ch. 6, 11, 18, 19, 39, 45, 48, 54, 66, 72, 91, 101, 111, 113, 116, 120

- Dorian and Sorscha - 

HoF: ch. 6, 15, 18, 26, 29, 40, 49, 56, 63, 64

- Elorcan (Elide and Lorcan) - 

EoS: ch. 9, 10, 19, 30, 40, 41, 43, 49, 50, 52, 56-58, 60, 63, 67, 71, 72, 74, 75

KoA: 2, 5, 21, 23, 30, 36, 37, 42, 44, 51, 58-61, 64, 79, 80, 87, 111, 117, 118, [A Better World]

-  Lysaedion (Lysandra and Aedion) - 

EoS: ch. 14, 29, 32, 37, 45, 47, 59, 69

KoA: ch. 1, 10, 16, 17, 34, 46, 47, 53, 63, 69, 75, 81, 82, 88, 89, 100, 102, 104, 105, 107, 117, 118, [A Better World]

- Manorian (Manon and Dorian) - 

QoS: ch. 58, 88

EoS: ch. 7, 39, 42, 44-46, 48, 54, 60, 75

KoA: ch. 4, 7, 13-15, 24, 32, 33, 40, 43, 52, 55, 56, 62, 65, 74, 78, 82, 107, 117, 118, 120

- Nesryn and Sartaq - 

ToD: ch. 6, 11-13, 21, 24, 25, 29-31, 33-35, 37, 41, 42, 47-51, 57, 64-66

KoA: ch. 6, 51, 101, 107, 116, 120

- Rowaelin (Rowan and Aelin) - 

HoF: ch. 22, 25, 28, 33, 34, 35, 39, 41-43, 45-48, 50, 52, 55, 57, 59, 60, 68

QoS: ch. 26, 28, 29, 34, 36, 39, 41-44, 47, 49, 52, 56, 60, 64, 65, 67, 83, 89

EoS: ch. 2, 5, 8, 27, 28, 31, 32, 35, 36, 38, 39, 44, 54, 60, 71, 74, 75

KoA: ch. 28-31, 35, 37, 38, 41, 44, 48-50, 54, 57, 59, 66, 67, 87, 92, 93, 96, 98, 99, 101, 103, 106-108, 110, 112, 114-121, [A Better World]

HOSAB & ACOSF: Fae Legends

Dusk Court:

- Confirmation the legendary 8th court did exist and that it's likely the prison island. The pegasus originally hailed from this island. Therefore Bryce’s fan-girl fascination with Pegasus toys is a homage to the land of her ancestors.

Legends of the Fae:

- Theia was the Dusk Court’s Ruler. She became High Queen of the Fae when she wed the last High King, Fionn.

- At some point, Theia and Pelias (who was the High King's general) decided to betray (...or leave) Fionn.

- They stole Fionn's cache of weapons (the starborn sword, truth-teller, the horn, the harp, etc.). THen Theia, Pelias, and Theia's 2 daughters ran off to another world - using the horn and the harp to open the gatway. This world was CC. Theia and gang quickly figured out who the Asteri were - their old masters: The Daglan.

- Theia decides to join forces with the armies of Hel to destroy the Asteri. This is likely how Theia and Adias meet... and then fall in love.

- Pelais (who likely didn't like being replaced or demoted) decided to align with the Asteri. He killed Theia on the battlefield and then crowned himself prince by forcing the eldest Starborn daughter Helena to marry him.

- Jesibia's comment to Adias about “don't fuck us over this time” likely means that after Theia died, Adias and his brothers decided to take their armies back to Hel and leave Pelais and the Fae (as well as the rest of the people of CC) to fend for themselves against the Asteri. Obviously, that didn't end well. The people of CC are still fighting some version of this battle to this day.

- Helena was forced to marry Pelias against her will. Helena and her younger sister likely came-up with the plot to save the Fae from Asteri domination in both words.

- I think the "plan" was that Helena would remain in CC partly as a decoy, but also to use the horn to help close the gates into CC. Meanwhile, her younger sister sneaks off (into the night)....using the harp she travels back to their ACOTAR homeworld. Helena kept the Starsword and The Horn, but her sister got the dagger (truthteller) The Harp....and both travel back with her to the Dusk Court.

- The images Nesta saw when touching the Harp, are of the Fae in CC. They are trying to get back thru the gate into their ACOTAR homeworld – but there wasn’t enough time for everyone to make it through. Likely the Asteri were closing in. Thus the sisters used the horn and/or harp to close the access point. Some of the Fae were in fact trapped in the walls when this happened. Perhaps, this is the magical act that caused the island to die.

- Helena’s sister went on to close all the access points in the ACOTAR world. In Prythian the access points are likely the three mountains - The Middle, The Prison, and Ramiel. There may be others on the continent - maybe Koschei's lake? With the access points closed, Helena's sister had no way to return to CC. She lived in Prythian for the rest of her life.

- Given the resemblance that Ruhn and Rhys share....Theia's younger daughter likely became (through marriage) apart of the Night Court - and is Rhy's ancestor.

- Ruhn is a descendant of Helena. Rhys is a descendant of her younger sister. This is why they look alike.

- Theia's family name is Starborn. Helena’s last name was also Starborn – this is why in CC they’re known as "Starborn Fae".

- Rhy’s family name is Starborn!!! (It was passed on from the un-named sister.)

Aelin: *yeets herself across realms*

Rhys: Guys I saw this strange girl fall from the sky—

Everyone: LOL sure Rhys

Bryce: *Literally falls from the sky*

Rhys:

Feyre my painting queen getting described as "lovely" by Bryce and everyone looking to her and Rhys for a cue because of their QUIET, GENTLE AUTHORITY 😭😭😭 im so excited to see them being bad bitches in the next cc