Like Heaving Laughing Please Help Me

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

you’re laughing. dan and phil’s new video killed the queen and you’re laughing.

tumblr sexyman kin assingment quiz

hes 100% the shortest side but he acts like he's the tallest

25 days I’m p sure I’ve asked before but what height do y’all headcanon him as

(I know that everyone is 5’10 canonically but shhhh /j)

A bastard, no bones about it.

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

mhhmmm yea

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

YOOOOOO WTF THIS IS SO COOL???