Canon Sirius Wins The Idgf Game Every Time Omg. Bro Does Not Care. His Best Friend Is In Love With Someone?

what non-jily fans don't understand about lily realising she has feelings for james is that the whole deal was NOT cute. lily was screaming and trying to jump from the astronomy tower from the embarrassment while mary and dorcas tackled her down and marlene was pissing her ass off in the background. THAT is jily

“The songs in the radio are okay,

but my taste in music is your face.”

i like to think we all have trouble fan casting sirius black because we all agree he is too perfect to be real.

mary mcdonald (supermodel): if we’re talking about superficial shit then no. she didn’t need any of it. not the diet pills not the drugs. but they were all the same. god, if you’d seen how she and sirius looked together you wouldn’t have been able to take your eyes off of them. they were mesmerizing. together they could’ve ruled the whole world. but she didn’t want any of that. they keep they relationship private. they got help from all us. we were in it together. i wasn’t friends with any of them, not really, but we all tried our best to protect them. you can believe whatever you want, but if there ever were two people deserving of protection from this world, it was them.

okay, hear me out…

a story written in interview format where famous rock band ‘marauders’ explain once and for all why they broke up back in 1981 following the dead of, according to the media at the time, a random groupie.

james, remus and peter have all lost contact with lead singer sirius black.

where is he now?

is he still alive?

and who was the groupie and why did it matter so much as to mark the end of such a promising band?

marlene mckinnon’s name will haunt the narrative much as she did when she was alive.

(i blame daisy jones and the six for this and damiano david cover of ‘ella baila sola’ cause don’t tell that isn’t sirius singing about marlene)

“i can fix her, i can fix him, i can fix them”

i think we need to work on you first.

i am definitely thinking black family during their kings in the north era or lannisters as we meet them in the books or targaryen/velaryion maybe as black/malfoy situation and for sirius to have his little moments of rebellion as a mix of arya/jon/cersei (she never liked being a pawn)/jaime (he basically put his father in checkmate)/many others whose names i don’t remember 😂

westeros is so fucking big though, there are a lot of places where the blacks could be situated in a powerful position and depending on where the blacks are, i can locate marlene

i just want to say you are evil and you will be to blame if i spend the whole night staring at the ceiling trying to place my favorite couple somewhere in westeros 🙃

do I have to hack ur brain again skelter? bc i will. are we thinking night watch sirius👀?

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Blackkinnon sneaking off under the guise of being a good wingman/woman for Jily when really, they're having their own little date.