Maybee a smut about dave showing you how to grind and he could be like "atta girl", "so good sweetheart don't stop baby" and he'd be moving your hips until he cums in his pants <3 (reader would be innocent with !bad boy dave)
YEHEHEYEYRHDHJDO yes i will write this. alsooooo EVERYONE SEND IN BAD BOY DAVE RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHH!!;@,×>×9
just imagine Dave being so needy and stressed, driving in his car so he could bring you to dinner as a little date for your anniversary. this was the best he could do for tonight, and he wanted to make his baby happy.
his car kept making weird noises, barely moving everytime you drove up the driveway.
Dave kept hitting the dashboard, groaning when it didn't do anything, pulling over with his lights on, indicating that he wasn't going anywhere.
"What's wrong?"
you ask, not knowing shit about cars.
"Something with the engine probably,"
he groaned, sitting back in his chair.
"Does this mean we can't go out tonight?"
you kept asking all these questions, which only got Dave more mad.
"Babe! I- You- I don't fucking know, God!"
he yelled, hitting his steering wheel. he wasn't mad at you but he was definitely frustrated.
you stayed quiet, looking out the window before Dave brought a hand to your thigh, rubbing softly with his thumb.
"'M sorry... cmere,"
he pat his thigh, indicating for you to sit there.
you listened, getting your seat belt off and doing what he said. you whined once he felt his boner rubbing against your ass, Dave grabbing your hips and making you gring against him.
"Roll your hips like this-"
he huffed, leaning his head back as you obeyed, making him groan and grow harder.
"Like this?"
you asked, making sure you were doing it right.
"Yeah- Just like that, pretty. Go faster and don't stop,"
you nodded, forcing yourself to go faster, covering your mouth everytime you let out a noise.
"Fuck.. that's my girl.."
he furrowed his brows once you covered your mouth, him grabbing that hand and holding your wrist tight.
"You could ask all of these stupid questions and not keep your mouth closed, but you need to now? What? Don't want me to hear?"
you shook your head, biting the inside of your cheeks.
"Well too fucking bad. Make some noise for me, okay? Be a good girl and do what I say, baby."
you whined, shoving your face into Dave's chest, mouth tilted to his ear as you let out all of these noises, Dave helping you move faster since you slowed down a little bit.
"Right there, just like that- You're gonna make me cum, yknow that? Fuucckk.. you feel so good."
he kept the praises going, making sure he was getting you off too, though he was close to his release.
"Cmere,"
he grabbed your face, holding your cheeks in his hand as he attached his lips to yours, eyes closed as his hands wandered all around your body, feeling up your torso and to your boots and down your waist to your ass.
"Dave-"
you moaned, it just got him more solid, his lips going to your neck to suck hickey's on it.
"Feel good? Yeah, I know it does, sweetheart."
he gave a soft laugh, seeing how vulnerable you were.
"Go as fast as you can for me, yeah? Please- 'M so close.. don't stop, baby, just like that-"
a choked moan came out, holding you around your waist tight so your bodies would be closer.
he got louder when he came, his boxers soaked with his own fluids now, a cum stain forming on his jeans.
you went back to year seat, Dave kissing you again.
"Thank you so much, baby. Let's go make something inside, okay?"
you nodded, and gave a smile. him opening your door as he held your hand to lead you to the apartment <3
AAA TY FOR TAGGING SYNN <3333
10 songs on shuffle 😴😴
1) lover, you should've come over - jeff buckley
2) paper bag - fiona apple
3) since i don't have you - gnr
4) all they wanted - panchiko
5) who loves the sun - the velvet underground
6) cherry waves - deftones
7) microphone fiend - ratm
8) killing in the name - ratm
9) im broke - limp bizkit
10) million dollar houses (the painter) - ptv
!!!! the genre differences 😭😭
this was so fun!! i tag @stevenssticks (im not sure if you did this already) and i don't have much people on here😭 if you already did tho, here's another!! @stickyunknownsubstance
tagged by @drk-et-al
10 songs 10 people
Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up, then tag ten people.
ok well surprisingly enough there aren’t an insane amount of musical songs on here
Sonya Alone - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812
No Children - The Mountain Goats
Bones in the Ocean - The Longest Johns
Bright - Julie and the Phantoms Cast
SugarCrash! - ElyOtto
Natasha & Anatole - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812
Bring on the Monsters - The Lightning Thief Musical
overbehind - flor
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun - Julie Brown
Dogsong - Toby Fox
tagging: @anonymousbathtub, @tadpal, @courtjesterart, @vhenad4hl, @longhairsokka, @ammoniteflesh, @cowboysmp3, @wildflowerwi1dfire, @kojottek, @junkoandthediamonds
OH MY GOD CONGRATS BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
GRANDPA DAVE IS REAL
PLEAS3 PLADR PLEASE send in requests n asks abt these two!!!!
OH MY LORD JESUF?!?!?!?[+0+8>>×>
based on a combo of these asks from earlier in my inbox<3 thinkin of this james!
he would be pining after you for years!! and no matter how many other girls he’s fucked it’s never good enough bc it’s not you. he’s head over heels for you and also so sexually frustrated every time he sees you walking around in a pair of leather pants or a cute little skirt he has to run to the bathroom to get himself (and his dick) to calm down.
one day, after a show, he’s really wound up. he’s all frustrated and angry and he doesn’t really know why, he just knows that all he can really hear is his blood pumping in his ears and his fingers are twitching, curling into fists and then splaying back out again. sweet, adorable you, notice him sitting on his amp, and of course you come over to ask him what’s wrong.
“i dunno, sweetheart, i’m just in a mood today, i guess.” he hangs his head.
“there anything i can do to help you?” james immediately softens, eyes glancing up into yours. even all worked up and sweaty he looks so good, so beautiful.
“i uh… not really.” yes. there is something you can do to help him. let him fuck your brains out. but you’re his best friend. and he can’t ruin that with you as much as he yearns to do so, as hard as it’s getting to resist.
“how bout you come back to where i’m staying after you get all sorted? go shower, come over. i’ll have drinks?” james smiles at you, standing up and nodding. stretching. looks like a plan is a plan.
***
james gets one knock at the door before youre swinging it open, embarrassingly excited about seeing james again. your crush on him will doom you for eternity with how much you love him.
“i’ve got beer! your favorite too.”
james smiles at you, leaning down to kiss you on the cheek in which you wrap your arms around him, hugging him close. james lets out a little grunt that immediately leaves his face on fire as he feels you press against his crotch. he hopes you didn’t hear that.
you drag him over to the couch of your hotel room, it being a nice spacious little place. you crack open a beer and hand it to him, then opening and taking a swig of yours. james surveys you. glancing up and down at you from your tiny, tiny top that shows off your tits so nicely. to the little shorts you’re wearing that barely conceal anything. ones you wouldn’t dare wear out of the house but are rather comfortable to lounge in.
and that’s when james realizes he doesn’t know if he’s gonna be able to control himself tonight. you looking like this, all relaxed from the alcohol. he’s embarrassingly hard in his pants, and he crosses his legs as to not draw attention to himself. you’re leaning on him, talking away about miscellaneous things, james nodding along but not really listening. instead thinking of what it would feel like to fuck your tits, play with you til you’re crying. make you pay for all the years he’s spent wasted on other girls when he could been with you.
he gets snapped out of his thoughts when you literally do snap in his face.“james! hellooo? woah, you really are out of it today.”
he can’t take it anymore, he abruptly gets up, blabbering out how he’s gotta get out of here, how he doesn’t wanna do anything he regrets, and then you’re grabbing him by the waist and turning him around before he can reach the doorknob.
“what is it that’s bothering you this much?” you look him up and down, and then you spot the hardon in his jeans. and yeah, now you know what’s been bothering him so much. james groans when he realizes you realized, and covers his face with his hands.
“can i please just lea-“
“you want me to help you with that?” okay. woah. james is paralyzed, mouth moving but no sounds coming out, until you make a move for him, taking your hand and pushing on his hard on, rubbing in slow circles and james’ brain immediately blanks. and then he’s leaning down and kissing you. it’s sloppy, wet, and with too much teeth and tongue but james couldn’t give a fuck. he’s got you. he grabs onto your waist, hoisting you up and dragging you over to the bed, sheets still unmade from when you left in the early morning. james keeps kissing you, fucking your mouth with his tongue and groaning into you.
he only lets up when you push him away for air. whimpering out a little “please, james…” and then he’s kissing and sucking on your neck, tearing your clothes off and not even bothering to unbutton his shirt, just ripping it and hearing buttons go flying.
“you know how fucking crazy you make me” you whine as james cups a hand over your pussy, covered only by thin lacy underwear now. “gonna make you pay for all those nights i haven’t been able to touch you. lay back.” you do exactly as you ask, and james acts on those sinister thoughts from earlier, removing his underwear and straddling your stomach, feeling up your bare breasts. he opens his mouth, sticking out his tongue and letting spit dribble down to the valley between your tits, getting you all wet for him there. he grabs your breasts in his big hands, pushing them together and then he slides his cock in between the little space left, groaning as he starts to fuck your tits.
“holy fuck, you’re such a dream.. look at you. have barely touched you and you’re already gone. stick your tongue out.” you do as you’re told of course. and james slides his cock all the way up until the tip pushes on your tongue on the upstroke. you swirling around the pink tip every time you get a chance. james keeps moaning, saying the filthiest fucking things to you. his thrusts get sloppy.
“fuck, ‘m gonna cum. keep your mouth open. gonna empty myself in between those pretty lips of yours.” james lets go of your tits to shuffle further up your body, jerking himself off quick and tight, before coming with a groan into your waiting mouth. you stay still, letting him do what he wants with you, pushing the droplets of cum that missed back into your mouth.
you’re mewling for stimulation. and james of course will give you anything that you ask. he shuffles down your body, face right in front of your pussy and blowing air on it. making you kick your legs out and squirm. he grabs your thighs to make you stay still, and then licks a stripe up your curb. your squeal, closing your legs around his head now that he’s let go of him, which he lets you do enthusiastically. you grab at his hair and hump his face, whining and moaning and then screaming when james pushes two fingers into you at the same time he sucks your clit into his mouth.
you’re gonna cum so quick. james can feel it. he won’t let it happen. your moans get more high pitched, and when you start to pulse around him he pulls his fingers out quick. making your legs kick out again and slam down on the bed. crying at being denied. “james..! please!”
“not yet. told you i was gonna make you pay.” james is already hard again. he pushes his fingers back into you and immediately goes back to fucking you relentlessly with them. repeating the cycle of pulling away over and over again.
“tell me you’re sorry for making me wait.”
“fuck james.. ‘m sorry. didn’t know you liked me like that. wanted this f-for so long.. so sorry. wanted you so bad, i’m sssorry!”
“i’m not convinced.” james taunts. pulling out again. tears fall from your eyes. hands gripping the sheets of the bed hard, and you vaguely remember you’re in a hotel room and you’ve got neighbors, but the thought leaves your mind as quick as it came.
“please jamie… wanted it for so long i’m so sorry. i’m sorry. please… fuck me. want your cock so bad. wanna cum. i need you. i’m so ffucking s-sorry!” you’re full on sobbing, mascara running, hand thrown over your eyes as james’ fingers slow again inside you.
you get ready to be denied again, but instead immediately after you feel james’ fingers leave you, you feel something bigger in its place pushing at your entrance. james comes up to lean over you, resting on his forearms above you. pushing in without a word of warning and you wail again.
“ffuck… this pussy is so fucking tight.. oh god. gonna make me cum so quick. you want that? want me to fill you up?” you nod frantically when you realize he’s finally gonna let you get yours after being denied time and time again. bringing your legs up to wrap around his waist as he starts to nudge impossibly deep into you.
“shit.. yeah you do. first i want you to cream all over my cock. think you can do that for me? can feel you squeezing me. so close, aren’t you?”
you are. you really are. james leans down and gives you marks all up your neck, licking and sucking. grinding hard into you, hips pressed against each other. you bring a hand down to rub your clit, and it only takes a few tight circles before you’re gone. your other hand wraps up around his neck, pulling him down so he’s pressing you into the mattress.
“fuck.. there it is baby. that’s it.. f-feels so good. oh..” james keeps thrusting into you, faster, harder, fucking you through your orgasm so he can get his. he pushes your head to the side so he can kiss you, moaning into your mouth as you feel him spill into you with a groan before pulling away from your lips. “auh.. fuck! oh shit…” james leans back on his knees, hips still making tiny jolts in you. he pulls out almost all the way, leaving just the tip in and reaching down to jerk his cock, pushing out the last of his orgasm.
when he pulls out he groans at the sight of you leaking with his cum, reaching down to push it back into you. you whine, grabbing a pillow and holding it to your face. you’re exhausted, thoroughly worn out, but he doesn’t wanna let this be done yet. he’s already twitching again. you’re gonna be in for a rough night.
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can y’all tell i’m ovulating.
hii!!! idk of yall r into ot but i wanna try doing mlm! if you want yall can send some in :)
he's a silly little guy 😸
i’ve returned to keep pushing the Dave Catsaine™️ agenda bc wtaf look at the resemblance
Hear me out. reader “Bullying” (sexual teasing 🤓) Sub!Dave for being so soft and “weak” with Her but he acts like a tough guy out in public.
Like I can just see him being all shy with her behind closed doors and being really needy but the second someone else is in the room, They’d never know Dave likes being topped by his girlfriend.
Also not a mommy kink, but a ma’am kink.
i can imagine 80s Dave definitely being like this🤭
he would let you ride him, wanting to see howl beautiful you were on top and he seemed to like it.... a lot. he would have his head leaning back on the headboard of the bed, squirming as you bounce faster and faster, him whining loudly with tears in his eyes. he was so deep inside, he couldn't help himself.
"ffuck.. f-fuck! bbaby, slower hun-" he looked up, face all red and puffy, along with his eyes, moving his hands up to your hips to try and slow you down to a pace he could take easily.
you stopped completely before ripping his hands off of you and holding them both together by his wrists, him giving a pout. you leaned towards his ear, whispering to him, "you can take what i give you, ain't that right, Davie?" you pulled away, caressing his cheek with your free hand. he leaned his face into your touch, face stained with tears. "if you move, you're not getting your release, you understand?" you asked, tipping your head to the side.
Dave whined as he just nodded at your words, "can't hear you, baby. speak up for me." you huffed. he looked up at you through his fluffy bangs, "y-yes....ma'am" you smiled before grinding against his hard on, him throwing his head back at the touch.
he kept involuntarily thrusting his hips up, trying to get more friction despite his plead for you to go slower. you eyed him at his movement, but let it go. "thought you wanted it slower," you chuckled "fuccck you're needy." he whined at the comment but you just kissed him to make him shut up.
he was moaning into your mouth as you started to fuck yourself on his cock, biting on your bottom lip. you pulled away and he started to look more and more fucked out. he looked so pretty like this and he didn't even know it.
"i-i- baby- close.. 'm close- so close, pplease.."
he was trying so hard not to fill your throbbing cunt, genuinely trying so hard to have any type of self control.
"dunno, do you deserve it?"
"mh- mhm!! please- i- i-i'll do anything baby, please- wanna fill you up so bad, need it so bad.."
he wasn't gonna stop begging, kissing his softly one more time, him looking up at you lazily. "can i?" he asked, voice all soft and breathy. you nodded before he broke out of your hold, him wrapping his arms around your torso, pulling you two together before fucking into you at a pace you were going at before, just staring at his dick thrusting in and out of your tight pussy. it just turned him on so much more, him immediately shooting his seed inside of you.
you moaned, a string of "Dave"'s leaving your mouth. he gasped when he came, a high pitched moan leaving his lips, holding the back of your head softly. "thank you s' much- love you- i love you.." he mumbled.
he kissed all over your face, pulling put before covering the both of you with the big comforter, immediately drifting off to sleep.
SOMEONE PLEASE send in asks about these two 💔💔 i love nick and dave and there's like nothing on here about them 😡 START BRAINSTORMING YALL !!!
just saw you were asking 4 steven asks and you know my ass is gonna jump on that. so like… laying with him on the couch, his back to your chest while you jerk him off. leaving sloppy kisses all over his face and neck calling him a good boy n praising him… what a dream
WHEW!! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT LUV </3 but yes this is so hot someone sedate me
forcing him to sit in your lap while you tease him by jerking him off and making him wait and beg for your pussy??? he'd be such a mess before he even gets to touch you. his head in on your shoulder, closing his eyes as your pace either gets gradually faster or slower, unable to handle it. he's looking up at you with his blue eyes, tears starting to form.
he's so pink and red for you, that you can tell how close he is, him twitching in your hand.
"i- oh please... 'm so close.. can i?"
he's begging for his release as precum was dribbling our from his tip. bucking his hips into your hand for more friction, just trying to get more stimulation.
"mm.. not yet baby. you can wait a little longer, can't you? can't you do that for mommy?"
you smirked, going slower. Steven looked like he was about to burst, him making incoherent noises, whining as his body was violently shaking, needing his release.
"y- y-yeah.. think so, ma'am.."
his voice is so soft and breathy, you turn to kiss him all over for obeying you, petting his hair.
"yeah? oh, that's a good boy. so good for me, aren't you?"
you smiled innocently, kissing him on the forehead before you started going faster and faster. it definitely caught the blonde off guard, him struggling to edge himself.
"f- holy- fuck, fuck, fuck!"
he swore out loud, him whining louder, legs trying to close everytime your went down.
"miss- p- please-"
he's covering his own mouth from how loud he's being, him biting the insides of his cheeks to keep himself quiet.
"hm.. wanna cum in my hand or in my pussy, handsome?"
you asked, choking the tip before glancing at him. he was all fucked out and honestly looked like he was about to scream or pass out.
"i-i- y-you.. you! please- lemme fill you up.."
he almost yelled and you pulled your hand away before taking your bottoms off, pushing him inside of your pussy, hands on his chest, starting to bounce and grind a little.
"go on, fill me up, hun.. fuck, wanna feel you, baby."
you bit your lip as he held your hips, taking a good look at you before shooting his seed inside of your cunt. it felt like he wasn't going to stop cumming, but soon pulled out as it came out of you like a river.
"fuck- th- thank you so much-"
he whimpered as he kissed up your stomach, him looking more and more fucked out and tired by the minute.
"of course baby, my good boy deserved it. didn't he?"
he just nodded softly before passing out with you still on top of him, you kissing him on the cheek while you moved his hair out of the way.