Heh... These Guys Don't Even Know The True Extent Of My Power...! (tries To Switch To My Awesome Demon

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

MY NAME IS RIN AND I WOULD LITERALLY DO THE SAME

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

I hate all of those old "Diana's/Artemis' Bath" paintings. Yeah, take myths about a virgin goddess not wanting to be watched naked... and make them into male gaze nudes.

That's just sexism, plain and simple.

Terfs don't touch this post.

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

goddddddd i feel so fucking stupid all the time i feel like that meme of the ogre reading joyce

@entities-of-posts The Bazinga (i don't need to spell it out)

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

"player"

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

the exact description of book 1 ford

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.