Skravelcat - Colorron

PFF-

person A: *slowly sipping his tea* person B: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful person B: *says A’s name* person B: it fits person A: *chokes on his drink while blushing furiously*

2 people stuck in a horror-movie type setting and one of them keeps doing things that usually get you killed in horror movies and the other is like nO YOU IDIOT DON'T DO THAT because they're Genre Savvy(TM)?

Oh man, I love these. It’s like, my favorite joke. I make them all them all the time. My friends and I used to talk about weird horror movie scenarios all the time too. I think I got this one. 

1. “Hey! I heard about this old haunted house on the edge of town! I think we should go check it out!” 

“Im sorry, you want to do what now?”

2.”Did you hear that? Let’s go see what that was” 

“Uh, yeah, I don’t think so.”

3. “Did you know you had a basement?”

“I didn’t? Let’s go see what’s down there.” 

“No way. I’ll tell you what’s down there from up here; Demons,That’s what’s down there. Demons.

4. “Look at how cute this house is! It’s so quaint and vintage! I think it’s the one for you!”

“I don’t know about that…”“Oh come on, I know it’s a little out dated but I think-”

“Stop using ‘out-dated’ as a cute way to say haunted, I am not buying it, or this creepy house” 

5. “It was probably just the wind” 

“The windchimes seem to disagree with that” 

6. “Stop, Im not trying to be sexy, I am literally home alone right now and it’s seriously starting to creep me out, just come over already.” 

7. “I thought I told you to lock the door!” 

“You told me not to lock the door?” 

“No, I told you to always lock the door, unless you’ve noticed the classic signs of the killer already being in your house, then you never lock the door” 

8. “Dude, come on, didnt anyone ever tell you that having sex during times like this is like literally begging for the killer to come for you?” 

9. “Check it out! I found this really cool antiqu-”

“Im gonna stop you right there. Put it back; It’s haunted.” 

10.”Let me get this straight? You want to go camping in the woods; where there is no one around for miles, no cell phone reception, and where three people went missing last year, with no camping or wilderness experience, camping gear that hasn’t been touched in over twenty years, and your car that has had the engine light on since you bought it? “ 

“Yeah, Some guy told me about it on my home right now” 

“So, some random guy came up to you while you were walking, at 10 o’clock at night, and told you about an abandoned campground in the middle of the woods,a campground that is infamous for missing people, and you thought that it was a good idea?”  

“It sounded fun at the time?” 

11. “Where are you going?” 

“To see what fell in the kitchen?” 

“Im sorry, I love you, but are you trying to die?” 

I really hope you like them! If you need anything else, feel free to ask! 

What do you mean that’s not how they met??

Some of my students have asked me where to hide if a shooter shows up at our school. Some of my students are saying that this is why they “don’t want to fucking come to school anyway”. One of my students had a panic attack so severe in the morning while getting dressed that he couldn’t come to school because he was “afraid he’d get shot”.

And here I am, trying to talk these poor high schoolers through it all. I have to talk to them about life and death, and guns and fear, instead of music and art — like I planned to in College. We have to talk through their emotions, their anger, and their despair over how they will never know whether this will be the day it happens or not. I’m trying to be brave, and I’m trying to be strong for them, even though I spent all night last night crying.

The USA needs to fucking do something about this. It’s not fair that these CHILDREN have to worry about their lives being in danger when they should only be worrying about math, science, English, music, art, and history. They should be thinking about Prom and learning what love is like, not texting their parents all day because they’re worried that someone might literally kill them. This is disgusting.

sO @famousinthatanonymousway updated the wedding planner fic and i realized i never uploaded these sketches from ch 2 and anyway im DYING 

+ phoenix meSSIN UP HIS SCHEDULE

brrr

I still remember this

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

This art keep haunting me in my dream and the worst part is I create it.