Grammy Winner Midwest Princess 💖🎠 #ChappellRoan

says the one that wouldn't stop talking about resident evil :)

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

rain chain photograph

*Very long story incoming*

One time when I was a freshman my science teacher(who's basically just a chaotic entity) had us coloring in coloring sheets for the last day of the semester decided to f*ck with my classmates. Some of them had left the room to go pay class dues. he decides to turn the lights off and lock the door so that when they get back they think we're gone. someone gets the idea to hide under the lab tables in the back of the room, so my group of friends all get under our desks and we're using our phone screens on full brightness to be able to see what we were coloring. We do this for 10 minutes, then they all come back and start banging on the door. He let them back in. Everyone gets out from under the tables and resumes coloring and making jokes.

My 4-5 friends and I decided to stay under the table and color for the rest of the period. At one point the teacher gave us clipboards so we weren't hunched down with the papers on the floor like little goblins.

we were a lil special

I love this

HyperPIGmentation

Waves at you. Greetings fellow thespian-boober, you seem epic

aww thank you fellow boober, you seem awesome as well :)

fav play/musical?

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

ladies, if he. . .

believes in the future of agriculture, with a faith born not of words but of deeds – achievements won by the present and past generations of agriculturists; in the promise of better days through better ways, even as the better things we now enjoy have come to us from the struggles of former years

believes that to live and work on a good farm, or to be engaged in other agricultural pursuits, is pleasant as well as challenging

knows the joys and discomforts of agricultural life

holds an inborn fondness for those associations which, even in hours of discouragement, he cannot deny

believes in leadership from himself and respect from others

believes in his own ability to work efficiently and think clearly, with such knowledge and skill as he can secure

believes in the ability of progressive agriculturists to serve our own and the public interest in producing and marketing the product of our toil

believes in less dependence on begging and more power in bargaining; in the life abundant and enough honest wealth to help make it so–for others as well as himself

believes in less need for charity and more of it when needed; in being happy himself and playing square with those whose happiness depends upon him

believes that American agriculture can and will hold true to the best traditions of our national life and that he can exert an influence in his home and community which will stand solid for his part in that inspiring task

he’s not your man, he’s E.M. Tiffany of Lyndon, Kansas, author of the FFA Creed

yall know what to do @uhmbrella98

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

@/coma_0423’s cursed cat alastor will bring you happiness ♥️

Lulu scolds the cat

the random 3 am urge to shovel Parmesan cheese into your mouth hunched over in front of the fridge like a little goblin