“I’ll Just Rest My Eyes” Is The Biggest Lie You’re Going Straight To Snorkmimimi Land

Slasher’s S/O: *Waking up to screaming victims and murder*

Slasher: *watching as their S/O coming outside in their robe and drinking coffee*

S/O: mmmm nothing like the smell of blood in the morning

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Me: I want you to meet my boyfriend :3

Mom: You’ve said he’s such a sweetheart I can’t wait!

*in walks some horror character*

Entire family:

Me:

@ literally everyone of you that simps for the big slashy men...

Yall slasher loving bitches out here ....

bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum

goofy guy idk-

Finally got around to drawing my OC after telling myself I would for weeks-

when is it my turn to be prescribed cannibalism and gay sex by my therapist...

Me when, *sniff* m-me when serial killers.

I have issues