Ever Watch A Funny Tv Show That Makes You Laugh™ Exactly Twice And You Think: I'm Cured!!!

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

he’s cringe and he’s not even free

all through the day, i want nothing more than to be alone and to go to sleep. all through the night i want nothing more than to not feel like the only one left in the world.

“Days are passing but it’s all blurry to me. I don’t know if it’s 3am or 3pm. Whether it’s a Tuesday or a Thursday. It’s all passing, sometimes quickly and other times painfully slowly. No one has figured it out yet. How numb and empty I am. I wonder if they see me at all... or do they see me like how I see the days passing? Blurry.”

Me Tillie (Kilg0).

Sir Mix-A-Lot is denki's #1 artist of all time idc abt the logistics

gym bros 💪

ive never not been embarrassing. it’s exhausting

draco @ harry & mione as they're having a mild disagreement, post dron-relationship-reveal:

(ron is watching the interaction like a hawk and gives draco approving shoulder-pats for his self-restraint)

So this realization came to me like a fucking lightning bolt, and I submit for your approval…

The OT3: [it was impossible to find a picture with Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt together I did my best]

The bottom:

The bottom who thinks he’s a top:

And the top: