Broken Beyond Bearing Masterlist

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bittersweet 🖤 a yandere!john wick x fem!reader coffee shop sunshine/grump au

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something sweet

burned

the cougar

the mountain

lamb in the lion's den

avenging angel

the book thief

joyride

pest

drunk text

mondo piccolo

la dolce vita

vino veritas

kitten

walk of shame

bad girl

got u

war and peace

crime and punishment

lost and found

bound for hell

deal with the devil

tbc...

😍I'm in love with this John wick au and have been practically stalking the author (respectfully😅) for the next update.

bittersweet 🖤 a yandere!john wick x fem!reader coffee shop sunshine/grump au

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Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13

I HAVE A REQUEST

guess its just a meme

I love our The Keanuverse fandom sm! So many crossovers. Tex Johnson x John Wick x Johnny Utah x Constantine by @treedaddymcpuffpuff @johnwickb1tsch @sweetwolfcupcake @tammykelly. Constantine x John Wick by @iovesia . Tom Ludlow x Julian Marcer by @treedaddymcpuffpuff @johnwickb1tsch. David Griffin and Donnie Barks by @imajinxnation. Kevin Lomax x John Constantine by @lilithlinen

So @discoscoob made a crossover You were divorcing Donnie, and Kevin Lomax was your lawyer.

and my last brain cell: OH! I HAVE A CROSSOVER REQUEST.

So, Donnie and you were divorcing.

Since Donnie made life pretty crappy, you had been diving into books. Your top pick was "Much Ado About Nothing." Weirdly, you were totally into Don John, the villian. You couldn't help but think he was kind of awesome and even had some wild fantasies about him.

Your all-time favorite band was Samurai, and you were a regular at their concerts. If it weren't for your lousy life with Donnie, you'd definitely be a full-on groupie, no doubt about it.

Almost every day, Ted Logan would come knocking on your door, pleading for another round of guitar practice with Bill in your garage. Every time, you'd give in and let them jam out. Eventually, you just handed Ted the keys to the garage. Ted was so happy! He couldn't stop grinning widely and practically bounced around with joy when he got the keys to the garage.

There was a neighbor to your right. There was this handsome guy. Military-style cropped hair, always chewing gum like it was his job. Every time you crossed paths, he flashed you playful wink. You'd just awkwardly smile back, not quite sure what to make of it.

On your left lived this perpetually gloomy guy, always puffing away on a cigarette with his tousled hair. You'd always greet him, and in return, he'd just nod while puffing on a cigarette, not even bothering to look your way. You stopped greeting him, and that's when the cigarette butts started showing up in your backyard. Furious, every time you stormed over and angrily laid into him, letting him know exactly what you thought about his behavior. But all he did was grin and nod, then slam the door loudly in your face. It made you wonder if this was his bizarre way of communicating with you—maybe even flirting?

You were employed at an advertising firm run by Nelson Moss, a total workaholic. He was always pushing for you to work non-stop, 24/7.

To relax, you and your friends hit the waves for some surfing. It was during one of these sessions that you met Johnny Utah, who begged you to teach him how to ride the waves. You two had a blast until the sun went down. When he offered to walk you home, you politely declined.

As you were strolling down a dimly lit street, a man with a charming smile approached you, asking if you'd pose for his camera. You found it odd to be taking pictures at 11 p.m. Suddenly, he attacked you, and you feared for your life.

But just when you thought it was all over, John Wick appeared. He was driving by and happened to be in the right place at the right time to save you.

He rushed you to the hospital, where the charming Dr. Julian Mercer examined you and assured you that none of the vital organs were affected.

While you were lying in the hospital ward, Detective Tom Ludlow came in to investigate the maniac case and asked you a few questions.

Oh and Donaka Mark was watching all your life on the cameras.

And naturally, you've been sex with each of them (except Ted, for obvious reasons). Who would dare to write such a fanfiction?

bittersweet 🖤 a yandere!john wick x fem!reader coffee shop sunshine/grump au

Table of Contents

something sweet

burned

the cougar

the mountain

lamb in the lion's den

avenging angel

the book thief

joyride

pest

drunk text

mondo piccolo

la dolce vita

vino veritas

kitten

walk of shame

bad girl

got u

war and peace

crime and punishment

lost and found

bound for hell

deal with the devil

show me your teeth

bully

knots

breaking point

surprise

haunted

lady of the daisies

say something

run

hard lesson

suits & guns

quite continental

purgatory

rough play

ruse

the honorable thing

pool time

parlay

reprieve

home sweet home

surprise

tbc...

Complete series Total word count: 92,965 words Witch!reader x bat/vampire!Eddie Munson

No witch has stepped foot in Hawkins since 1845, but when Vecna opens the ground and poisons the town, a voice begins to call to you. Have you been brought back to this cursed place to heal the townspeople's wounds, to save a hexed bat that always finds its way to you, or to redefine your history with a reunion 150 years in the making?

Warnings: canon typical violence, swearing, horror genre typical violence/infrequent gore, death/dying, animal death, suicide, abusive parents, death in childbirth (mentioned - not described), spiders/bug, no beta, grief/mourning; light smut; blood; murder

Extras: From 1586 to 1986 - our story's timeline The Grimoire - all the magical references Book cover art Eddie art

Chapters:

one: Eptesicus fuscus 2809 words A voice calls to you.

two: From sickness a reprieve 3443 words There are many different ways to heal.

three: A drop of witch's blood 2755 words When is a man, not a man?

four: Deserving of hex or death 3371 words An ye harm none, do what ye will.

five: A gateway to the woods 2562 words In honour and love.

six: To symbolise atonement and reconciliation 2714 words Death and transformation, or: how to unhex.

seven: I wasn't your burden to bear 2740 words Bury a candle and give allegiance.

eight: Lux solis urere hic malum 3051 words Death is here.

nine: That's the real monster 2962 words What is expected of us?

ten: This is holy work 2909 words Violence comes twofold.

eleven: A carnal fight of bodies 3046 words A witch will not fight alone.

twelve: I remember destruction 2777 words The timeline narrows and questions begin to find answers. 

thirteen: A question of morality 2882 words Warning... answers may lead to endings.

fourteen: The natural laws of magic and earth 3294 words We are our memories.

fifteen: Fade to black 3170 words Before death.

sixteen: Everything all at once 3515 words Liminal spaces.

seventeen: Where there is death 3668 words We speak to those beyond.

eighteen: A ghost in the memory 2552 words Magic for magic.

nineteen: Love and be loved 2292 words It's time to wake up.

twenty: Slit the throat of fear 3635 words A non-linear and incomplete series of vignettes.

twenty one: Your defense is me 2590 words Looming doom.

twenty two: I will not survive you 2918 words It's time for a family reunion.

twenty three: Our mutineer fate 3390 words In coven we trust.

twenty four: Come pleading for absolution 3124 words Pulling strings and aura reading. 

twenty five: Continue to delight me 2738 words Homeward bound.

twenty six: No new monsters 2994 words Life goes on.

twenty seven: Deep, dark catacombs of my soul 2888 words To build a home. (bonus: Little Witch's Moody Midnight Mix Tape)

twenty eight: A monument to witchcraft and love 2340 words You are wide awake. (bonus: Little Witch and Eddie's Home inspo board)

twenty nine: Seven witches and a vampire 3676 words Seven witches and a vampire walk into a human Halloween party in Hawkins, Indiana.

thirty: Echo through time forever more 2172 words The promise of snow in the shadow of a falling curtain.

thirty one: Night Bloom 4047 words The end.

Coming into a fandom late