Idk I Think If I Tried To Pet A Bear It Would Just Let Me It Would Sense My Sensitive Soul And Whimsical

saying “i know baby” while she’s having an orgasm

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

sorry for being such a freak to you since the moment we met . i just like you a lot

She’s beautiful in an angelic sacrificial lamb way. An easy kill, desperately needing her throat slit.

I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald; More Than Just a House

Why do you cum so much faster when I’m pinning you down, baby?

“you look really tired” i am

"it hurts, it hurts, it hurts" 🤝 "fucking cry for me then"

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done