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Jesus holding Megamind (my ultimate blorbo)

Today, Jesus is holding:

Megamind from Megamind

The RK brothers, Connor and Nines

Differences and notes under the cut

Connor Anderson

-round-square face

-lots of freckles + moles

-up turned lips “slight smile”

-wide brown eyes “innocence”

-fluffy eyebrows

-unequal eyes “more human”

RK900 “Nines” Anderson

-sharper cheekbones

-narrower eyes

-fuller eyebrows

-frowny face AKA rbf (resting bitch face)

-downturned lips

-blue grey eyes

-no moles

I still love this game. I think about it all the time

I am at my happiest in this generation

images to look at to help you fall asleep i think

HELLOOOOO COALECROUX MOMENTS FROM EP.58 OF OUAW!

(Not purely ship moments but also them being silly too!)

Via my editing skills every so often when I thought it fit :3

Enjoy ~5 mins of new Coalecroux :3

Some people are so annoying about shipping these days like

“Can’t two guys just be friends??!!”

Like?? No?? Not if I have any say in it.

"podcasts are a passive form of media" then why the fuck am I listening to this gripping the table like I'm on a goddamn rollercoaster

Frost and Kremy except I used their real counterparts as references

I have an idea for something angsty

If Gideon got sick or had a fever would he become really hot, like so hot his clothes burn and the furniture he sits on melts or would he become worringly cold?

Either way, the worms in my brain are moving and I want to write something coalecrux related >:)

Before Harry

(doechaser AU where Severus hasn't yet joined the death eaters and lives with his two lovers, Lily and James)

Lily is standing in the kitchen, stirring a saucepan absentmindedly when a pair of arms slithers round her waist and a feather light kiss is pressed to the back of her neck. Balancing the spoon on the side of the pan she spins round in the arms and looks up to meet her lovers face. Lily smile falters slightly as she takes in the tense body language of Severus Snape.

"what's wrong?" She immediately asks, they had been in this war long enough that every tense look or grim face could mean another missing, another dead, more destruction, more devastation and quite frankly she was sick of it. Sick of people walking around on eggshells, trying to break the news 'gently' as if there was such a way.

Severus was silent for a few moments before he answers, slowly, "I spoke with Dumbledore today. He had a proposition for me." His speech was quiet, mumbled and yet it still trailed off at the end. Lily could feel that this wasn't going to be good news.

Severus took a breath in and Lily's heart dropped into her stomach.

"He wants me to join the Death Eaters," he paused, "as a spy."

Lily just stares at him. Really really stares. The words are floating there in the space between them like dust in a sunbeam. They don't settle, they don't get processed.

Severus opens his mouth like he wants to repeat the words but they get stuck on his tongue, almost as if they don't quite want to disturb the heavy silence that was created the first time. It's Lily who breaks the silence, it always is.

"No," her voice croaks. It's not a statement. It's a whispered plea, a beg to the universe that this cannot be happening. "You didn't accept? Please Severus tell me you didn't accept."

Severus looks away and that tells Lily all she needs to know. The nausea rolling up inside her stomach rises to the back of her throat as she feels dread take its place. Severus is going to join the Death Eaters. Severus is going to die.

Severus watches closely as Lily's breath quickens and she blurts out, "I'm pregnant." ...

What?

She stares resolutely at Severus, refusing to back down or take back her words in response to his shock.

"You can't join the Death Eaters because I'm pregnant and- and I need you to help me raise this baby." Her bright green eyes fill with unshed tears as she lets in a quick breath, It getting caught on the tightness of her throat.

"You're not." Is what Severus manages to get out, his head spinning with possibilities and calculations, "You can't be, we used protection every-"

"Sirius' birthday"

Well fuck. They had come back very drunk from that party, the stress of the war causing them to be more careless than they usually would be.

"Sev," she grasps his arms, gaze burning into Severus' deep brown eyes, "you have to tell him you can't accept. This- this is suicide."

Severus' face pales but he doesn't say anything in response, he slowly slides out of Lily's grip and stands a few steps back. It's at that moment that Lily's sadness and desperation turns into anger.

"How could you be so- so- so selfish!?" She spits out, arms flying out and eyes blazing with pure fury, "you have a family here and you're just going to leave it behind because Dumbledore says so?"

"Selfish?" Severus' own voice raises as he scoffs out, "I'm doing this for my family Lils. I'm doing this to keep you safe!"

"I don't need your protection!" Lily screams, "what I need is for you to be here, with us-"

It's at that moment that James Potter walks in, dragging with him the harsh winter air before the door slams shut and he stares at the couple yelling in front of him.

"Uh? Am I interrupting something?" He tries for humour. It falls flat.

Severus and Lily just look at him before turning back to each other. Severus takes a long stride forwards and hisses out, "I am not raising a child in a world where it would be killed just for being alive. I have to do something about this." At his last word he swiftly turns around and stomps in front of James

"Move."

"Wh-what?" James' head looks between Severus and Lily before settling on Severus, "I'm not letting you leave like this, Lily is upset we need to-" He doesn't manage to finish his sentence as the body of Severus' shoves him out of the way and promptly slides out of the door.

James splutters, "well that was just rude. Lily what's going on?" He scoops her up in a hug as she shakes in rage.

"He's joining the Death Eaters"

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Part 2?

I seriously can't stop watching good mythical morning theyre all i watch...

just something about Severus sitting at the Potter’s grave mourning his lovers

Severus + Lily + James polycule <3 featuring baby Harry

When Severus Snape stumbles through the small cottage in Godric’s Hollow, bleeding and injured he is surprised to see a young Harry at the bottom of the stairs, standing and tense like he was the one caught. Severus quickly composes himself enough to bark the order, “get your mother,” as he falls in through the doorway onto their patchy sofa. Harry, being young and afraid of being caught out of bed at late, scrambles up the rest of the stairs to find James and Lily.

However, by the time Harry’s socked feet have stopped sliding into his parents room he raises his eyes to see them already up and walking towards him. James, his father, walks straight past and briskly down the stairs before Harry can even get a single word out and his mother follows suit, not hesitating to pick up Harry into her arms before she steps down.

When Harry can see past the stair banister, he looks over into the next room to see James furiously muttering spells whilst his wand hovers a mere few inches from Severus’ injured body equally unstable and in motion.

“What’s the damage?” Lily asks as she places Harry down a few feet away and crouches next to James

Taking a deep breath, James doesn’t look up from his casting before replying to his wife,

“I don’t know Lils,” a sigh, “my spells are picking up on so many but I just can’t tell which ones are causing what.” He looks up frustrated and desperate before catching the look on Harry’s face and immediately stopping all action.

Harry looks terrified, face white with glassy eyes and a gaping mouth. His gaze is focused on Sev’s equally pale face and shallow breathing but the unblinking state suggests that Harry isn’t seeing anything at all. Lily, picking up on James’s shift of focus, spins round on her feet and blocks Severus’ body from view.

“Harry?” She places her hands on his shoulders and gets the attention of the bright emerald eyes, so similar to her own.

“Is- Is pa going to be okay?” Harry’s words come out clumsy, matching the childish wabble to his chin that practically beg his mother to tell him that everything is going to be okay.

Maybe in another universe Harry lost his parents young and he was forced to work under the Dursley’s eye without ever showing a single emotion. Maybe his safe space was a tiny closet under the stairs. And maybe the first time he felt parental love was when he was 13 meeting his godfather for the first time. This is not that universe.

Lily pulls Harry in softly and wraps her arms around him, holding him close to her chest and resting her head on his. She breathes around him as Harry grips on and inhales the scent of his mother.

“Your pa will be fine,” she mutters, smoothing down his hair in long strokes, “dad’s casting healing spells on him now. Just like when you fell off your broom the other day, remember? You had a cut on your knee and he made it all better”

Harry whispers something into her chest which makes Lily pull away and ask him to repeat what he said, keeping him close enough that when he spoke he had to look up to meet her gaze,

“I thought it was kisses that did that?”

The question was so innocent that it promptly broke a sharp cackle out of James who seemed to no longer be focused on the healing and was instead watching Lily and Harry.

“Right you are, Prongslet. My magical skills and talent have nothing over the healing properties of kisses” he rolls his eyes and winks which causes a wet giggle out of Harry and an exasperated one from Lily. A groan from the occupant of the couch causes all three grins to fall and for Lily to rest on her knees by Severus head, grasping his hand which was previously dangling off.

“Please do tell me we’re not stroking Potter’s ego again?” The voice comes out rough and follows a singular eye raise that allows all the tension in the room to slowly melt away.

“You better be talking about James and not me,” Comes Lily snarky reply, “and we all know that Harry isn’t old enough to pick up on those traits yet”

“I thought we agreed that the brat definitely was?”

Harry lets out an offended gasp and walks towards Severus who was now attempting to sit up, and failing as two pairs of hands pushed him back down.

“‘m not a brat” Harry huffs out, his little brain catching onto the offending word and running with it.

“No?” Severus’ lazy gaze looks Harry up and down before pushing a finger into his puffed up cheeks and asking, “then what’s with this pout?”

Harry looks away, cheeks flushing before finally admitting, “I was worried about you,” he looks back up into Severus’ eyes and seeing him about to interrupt scrambles to get his words out. “You just showed up all injured and covered in blood and I panicked and couldn’t do anything and then you were just lying there and you looked really gross- and, and dad was worried and mum was worried and I was worried and-“ he sucks in a huge breath which gets replaced by a finger on his lips.

“I’m okay, you silly boy.” Severus’ arm pulls him into his side and Harry lies his head on his chest listening to the steady thump, thump, thumping of his heart. “I’m okay…” he breathes out again pressing his lips to the top of Harry’s messy hair and just saying that way for several moments.

With Severus being awake and no longer taking up the whole span of the sofa, James sits down heavily, the late hour and healing having taken out any spare energy he might’ve had. He wipes his weary eyes out from under his glasses and levels Severus with a half hearted glare, furiously whispering,

“we’re talking about this tomorrow”. Severus doesn’t make any movement or sound to indicate that he’s heard but James wasn’t expecting anything more out of the man tonight.

Lily, sensing that nobody would be moving again until the morning, sits on the floor and rests her back in front of James’ legs and closes her eyes with a soft sigh.

Come morning there would be three sore adults and one grumpy child but they would all be alive, and that would be enough for now.

Watching House MD the way it was intended to be seen (gay supercut edits on instagram reels)

Some quick Severitus doodles (someone save this man)

I want to absorb this into my soul

[🕯️]

preparation for the DADA lesson

Need a fanfiction where when Severus goes to see lily’s body after Voldemort’s attack, he actually notices baby Harry and takes him away instead of just leaving him there :(

I’ve yet to come across one where this scene is even included lol

[on the phone]

Sirius: Where are you? Dinner is getting cold!

Remus: Waiting for the bus.

Sirius: Hurry up!

Remus: Ok, I'll be waiting faster, you cunt.

Didn’t think I’d start 2025 by being on Ao3 30 hours a week but here we are. The Harry Potter fandom has, once again, got me in a chokehold. This time it’s Severitus 😔

If you have any recommendations I’d be sooooo greatful. I’ve read quite a few so far, and I’ve just finished “O Mine Enemy” by KirbyLane on Ao3 it was fuckin brilliant and the characters felt so human. If you’re into that sort of thing definitely give it a read

Other than that I also read “Oh God Not Again!” By Sarah1281 as well as “Harry Potter and the Welcome to the World of Grey” by sobsicles both are written so fantastically whilst also literally being polar opposites of each other ahah.

Team "I absolutely hate canon Snape, but I'll never pass on a good Severitus"

I am. so normal about Severitus guys. I do not spend my days rereading timeless Severitus classics and crying on the fourth read through over all the same scenes, I do not mutter under my breath about Harry saying "he's just like me fr..." or skip over scenes where Severus misunderstanding and causing a rift between them I DONT OKAY I AM PERFECTLY SANE ABOUT THEM

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

ppl need to stop saying Harry and Draco are black cat x golden retriever. They’re both hissy cats. Are you kidding me. Harry Potter hasn’t had a moment of peace his whole life this boy is so grumpy and sassy and Draco Malfoy is spoiled and a prick and incredibly dramatic. They’re both grumpy. There’s no sunshine. They are each other’s sunshine.

I’ve never watched house MD but I just convinced my friend that hilson is canon 😭

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

online fandom is so fun because we’ll be talking about very serious character moments and analyzing them and stuff and there will be a lull in the discussion and someone will be like “and then they fuck about it” and then we’re all like yeah and then they fuck about it

Some 22 and 09 angst doodles

Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠