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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

okay ik i've said it before, but i think that i'm living in a fanfiction, and i think that the author needs therapy

completed drawing:

its name is tacky carpet, but you can call it tacky for short :3

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

i finally figured out how to use krita's recorder :D

this is rhyo -- he's the same species as sellow (another oc of mine)

2 in 1 gasoline and flame retardant

I don't know if this has been done before, but-

i see so many aesthetic care packages and the like and none of them pertain to me (slimly smelly solitary swamp beast) so i'm going to make my own. here we go.

swamp monsters care package

1: webbed gloves (finger gaps are overrated)

2: those foot flipper things (humans swim too slow)

3: inflatable pool (see #4)

4: duckweed (fill up pool and put duckweed in it. at home swamp)

5: swamp monster mask (obviously)

6: whatever this shaggy camo is called (the spanish moss always falls into the water and tangles around me)

ok i think thats it.

Every time.