👏 How 👏 Many 👏 Shrimps 👏 Do 👏 You 👏 Hgave 👏 To 👏 Eat

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

@patricia-taxxon if she wasn't fucking around

*gently shakes you*

you. go draw a mouse. please.