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SPONGEBOB!! WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB!! WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY!!1
I’m fucking sobbing she really would
Rodolfo: Hey, I cooked so I’m just waiting for you to get home.
Alejandro, who just lost a bet to Soap and Ghost and now has to do this on a dare: what’s for… what’s for dinner, bitch? *shaking*
Rodolfo: *silence*
Rodolfo: *more silence*
Soap: Hey, I think it’s gonna be fi-
Rodolfo: *angry Spanish screaming*
Everyone: …
Ghost: I don’t speak Spanish but I don’t think he’s saying what’s for dinner
Valeria: I do and he is not.
soapghost headcanons sleep edition
ghost:
sleeps in complete darkness. has blackout curtains and unplugs/shuts off all his electronics before going to sleep. sleeps in complete silence. if you didn’t know better you’d think you were walking into a cave
hates sleeping. it makes him feel vulnerable but he also think it’s an impractical waste of time
sleeps on a twin sized mattress. curls into a ball when he sleeps
always too hot
the first time soap slept in his bed ghost got a foot lodged in his side and he ended up on the floor and got no sleep that night
light sleeper
there’s at least one knife under his pillow at all times. sometimes he hides more between the mattress and the frame
talks in his sleep
refuses to sleep around anyone else because he has trust issues. will force himself to go days without sleeping unless soap is around
locks the door to his room at the same time every night to make him feel safer
has at least two weighted blankets that he’s folded in half to make them seem heavier but they’re still not heavy enough for his liking
loves it when soap lays on him/rests his head on his chest
soap
soap sleeps with the curtains half drawn and always has something playing in the background
wears earplugs when he sleeps ?? don’t ask me to explain it’s just something he would do
s p r a w l s out as much as he can. sleeps on a king sized mattress just because he likes having the space
has led strip lights on the walls but never changes the color from red and he keeps them on the lowest setting because it’s easy on the eyes at night and he knows ghost won’t mind it
the first time ghost slept in his bed he woke up the next morning crying because he had slept really well and that scared him (trauma responses abhorred <3) and soap didn’t understand it at first and thought he had done something wrong
a literal ice cube. loves to snuggle with ghost at night to warm himself up & gets sad when ghost isn’t around to keep him warm
sometimes finds himself sleeping On Top of ghost like a baby sleeping on somebody’s chest
never knows how it ends up happening but he doesn’t complain about it ever because he loves it
wears socks in bed
one time a civvy kid brought him a little beat up raccoon stuffed animal & he sleeps with it very night (it lowkey reminds him of ghost)
keeps a stack of various books on his bedside table to read at night when he can’t sleep
soap snores so effing loud
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Arc trooper Fives ladies and gents (Caption from that b99 scene that I love)
STAR WARS WRITING RESOURCES
PLEASE REBLOG AND ADD ANY OTHERS YOU MIGHT KNOW OF <3 <3
WOOKIEEPEDIA. The source of anything and everything you want to know related to Star Wars. Good for fact-checking, character history, or simply killing time. There is also, of course, the official Star Wars Databank! STAR WARS GALAXY MAP. A fantastic project that maps the Star Wars galaxy as we know it. Consider donating ( if you can! ) to help keep the site up and running! Also check out W.R. van Hage’s map and the Star Wars Atlas Online Companion. TIMELINE. While hosted on Wookieepedia, this is nevertheless deserving of its own bullet point. This page provides an approximate timeline with dates of all canon material. You can also filter items, so that it displays only TV episodes, for example, or only books, or only movies! Find the Legends timeline here. STAR WARS SLANG AND PHRASES. A collection I’ve been keeping of phases, slang, idioms, insults, and more from the Star Wars universe. This also contains a glossary of frequently used terms, such as “refresher” in place of “restroom”. Please feel free to use/share!
STAR WARS NAME GENERATOR. This is a fun one AND a life saver. You can generate up to 100 Star Wars-sounding names ( first and last! ) with a click.
OTHER GENERATORS:
Spaceship names as well as spaceship type/models
Earth-like alien planets for any alien planet you don’t have info on
Random landscapes, see above
Technobabble generator for when you need a reason for a red alert
Alien plant/herb/flower name generator. Also: mineral/metal/gemstone names, material names, medication names, and descriptions of alien substances
Scifi tool names for gadgets and gizmos
OTHER WEBSITES:
Jeff Russell’s Starship Dimensions, Dirk Loechel’s Sci-fi Spaceship Size Comparisons, and other Star Wars Deckplans
Star Wars Post
Star Wars News Net
TheForce.net