Happy Birthday Charlie Slimecicle!!

What are u, a cop?

The world is a snail

Juanaflippa didn't live for long but I would've loved to see her interact with the other eggs (especially ones that came after her death like pomme and richarlyson) I think her admin once said that if she lived she would've acted just as insane as her parents so it's really fun to think about how her relationship would've been with eggs like chayanne or pomme

also if she and tilin lived they would have been besties forever. they shot cucurucho and beat the shit out if the code monster together <33 (eggboss and girlboss moment. god had to separate them because they were simply too powerful)

This Ask Changed My Life. WDYM WE COULDVE HAD AN INSANE JUANAFLIPPA WE COULDVE HAD IT ALL ORZ

;_; <3 I keep thinking how each egg has a particular interest and headcanon JuanaFlippa’s would’ve been things like gymnastics or parkour like her dad. She’s dramatic and insane like her parents but in the way she keeps doing dangerous stunts (like the bucket clutch in the earlier days). She has some kind of hero complex because she’s survived the horrors of both heaven and hell and WILL theatrically put her life on the line for her loved ones because she’ll just come back to life. hc she died bc she was trying to protect her mom from the hoard (she was between them in the clip) but was killed in the crossfire

Also obsessed with the idea of JuanaFlippa having beef with Chayanne bc she shot Philza that one time and they spar a lot leading to her essentially being above average at pvp bc her parents suck and at least SOMEONE needs to hold the fort — but above all she is kind and heroic with so much love to give ^_^

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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Also, being an avid slimecicle watcher, I can tell each and every difference between Juanaflippa and Codeflippa

First, being the cracks, Flippa never had those. Ofc that’s the most obvious.

Second, and also second most obvious, is the text she types. There’s also a difference from the type of signs they use. Flippa didn’t use colored signs, I think mostly bc she didn’t get to talk for very long before dying. She used birch signs, but Codeflippa uses oak signs.

Third, Codeflippa called Slime “dad” instead of papa, which is usually what Flippa calls him.

Fourth, there was not a single backflip done by the Codeflippa. In fact, not a single emote in general, which Flippa would do pretty frequently.

Anyways, I’m gonna make a “Not Your Egg” animatic for the shits and giggles-

Me when. When. Woman

happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

College is making me want to be put into a suspicious cube never to be seen again so here’s some dogjutsu kaisen to keep me sane :]

versions of this for riptide apotheosis pd and bitb with each of the most notable lines from the campaigns (so far) to me.

Uh, hey, I just wanted to say that I don't want you following me if you ship incest or pedophilia. I don't condone it, and it's a big trigger for me.

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