Snakenerdbleh - Musings Of An Ugly Duckling

Aztec goddess Coatlicue aka mythology milf, mother of the sun, the moon and the stars

Evil mf, alias mosquito, 40x magnification

Fine I admit it, maybe they are kind of cool looking up close

neutrophil girl ripping her chest open, breaking her ribs and spiking her guts with it, lassoing an asshole with it and spitting her stomach acid on him, then getting up and curtseying

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

Genesis : the colored version

My art probably peaked here lmao

My mum trying to teach me cooking:

Ok, the whole thing is to balance the three main flavor bases of the dish, saltiness, spice, and acid. It's basically chemistry and also an art as well. Are you done with the carrots?

Meanwhile me:

AMOGUS

this looks worryingly like microplastic in a slice of strawberry 10× magnification

The theory of natural selection basically:

There's a more efficient designer than God, bitch. DEATH

*sob*

[WH Auden]

women

I think I'm snarky and rebellious and evil and all that but sadly, deep down I know I'm a soft loser in love with books and bugs and the world and I would never do anything deliberately to hurt any living creature, but you know.....still EVIL because ✨aesthetics✨