This Is Me Rn. I Have Only A Few More Missions And I’m Just Staring At Hosea Like. Do Not Leave Camp

glad I’m not the only one who thinks of skibidi rizz everytime I dress up a little ❤️ it’s like John himself is telling me he likes my outfit but in the current day slang because he thinks it’s what’s cool

Yah!!! he thinks ur so swaggy >:)) I also think its silly how before every video he millennial pauses for like fifteen seconds before starting to talk LMAO

sean macguire would be the worst counselor ever bc when his kids start burping loudly at the lunch table he’d just join in

Charles glances over and is like “ur worse than a child!””

finished my first rdr2 gameplay. bruh i lost $3.5k as arthur and now im just like ☹️ im so poor

filing my taxes rn and i can just picture a confused asf Arthur sitting in between dutch and Hosea While they try and explain what every thing means. hosea has little reading glasses on

they’re like the heads of camp like those who take care of money and Grimshaw is the camp director (same job haha) they have a cabin like near the edge of camp and when the staff sneak around they always get caught and Dutch/Hosea are good cop bad cop

at my camp they usually split up cabin areas by age group so 8-9 yr olds, 11-12 yrs old, and then 13/14 year old. Javier would be the Lead for the older kids because he’d be like the cool guy counselor who plays videogames in the staff cabin, Tilly is with the younger kids and when they get scared or have a bad dream her calming voice helps them sleep, maybe lenny or abigail are the middle age. tehe i love this au

i occasionally work as a camp counselor and it feels very culty sometimes with all the singing and ‘rituals’

so im picturing rdr2 group as like an actual summer camp with diff activities,, marybeth is like the arts and crafts director,, john marston is NOT. allowed near the pool. he failed the staff mandatory swim test ! maybe charles is the archery director bc thats who we learn it from in the game :3

do you think.. that back when hosea and dutch were younger… they told their gfs they were going fishing….just to go camping and love each other deeply with no judgement from the outside world….. (brokeback mountain)

i am a firm matthews vanderlinde supporter idc

school is taking me out :( no more time to play red dead

fell asleep playing rdr2 and i had a dream where Arthur and I went back for the money like the low honor ending (?) and Micah caught us, injured Arthur rlly bad and Micah said to me while arthur was bleeding out “well i gotta fight one of you, and I dont think black lung is gonna make it much longer. so why dont we fight like real men” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean. so i borrowed arthurs knife, promised him id win, and duked it out with micah. I cut up his face pretty bad but ultimately my dream unfortunately ended with Micah pinning me and holding his knife above my heart so im assuming after the dream ended i didnt make it (💔) I feel really guilty though because i had promised arthur id win for him :(

hi guys its been a while heres a headcannon i thoufht of this morning while laying in bed

Lenny has the most insane dreams ever. Genuinely. He has like these crazy insanely detailed dreams. And he remembers like every single detail so vividly that everyone at camp thinks hes making it up. He wakes up later than everyone elsd, so while the other people at camp are grumbling about early mornings around the coffee pot, Lenny is rambling and raving about how cool/great/scary his dream was. No one rlly cares because its “too early for this bullshit lenny” and he retreats back to his cot. Sean believes him though, even though he’s not really sure when Lenny’s talking about.

revrend swanson also believes him but lenny always brushes him off :(

my live reaction when i do the dutch item request for a pipe. it takes me so long because i wanted to do it without looking up the location and not cheat. finally find it. die. find it, die again to bounty hunters. FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON THE FUCKIN PIPE. I take it back to beaver hollow bc dutch pissed me off so i made him wait, then, i tried to talk to him, and it started a mission, and then after the mission i tried to talk again with hin to give him the pipe, and it disappeared. out of my inventory. gone. never even got to give it to him. Pissed me off so bad i didnt open the game for a week. thats what i get for waiting until beaver hollow to do item requests.

I like the picture that Arthur was hoping to make Dutch happy and Dutch just dismissed him and wouldnt even let him have his moment, so Arthur just chucked it in the damn river that runs nearby.

if im pissed off, arthur is too lmao