23/05/25 (McLaren)

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mclaren x reiss

This vid would never not make chuckle the twink on twink violence “vettel what a dark day for him the darkest of his career put in the wall on him home track 😬 “I’m crying Nico was one step away from saying seb kys

It's only FP1 I'm not getting my hopes up , it's only FP1 I'm not getting my hopes up

« For those who do not believe in the paranormal, we strongly recommend that they look at the central sector of Leclerc's last attempt in Q3. Monte-Carlo seems to whisper secrets that only Charles knows how to decipher and interpret. The rest of us can only watch this telepathic conversation helpless, speechless in front of a language that does not belong to us. » (hammertime magazine)

HELP ME GODDDDD PALMER TELLING GEORGE THERE WERE SO MANY CRASHES AND ITS MUST OF BEEN SCARY AND GEORGE BASICALLY REPLIES "no enough crashes bc the bozos ahead of me were still there but it was fun 😀" HES SOOOO

I am on the verge of crashout of the century every time I remember Oscar is way too close to equaling Charles' wins

mclaren: borderline illegal rocketship, norris fans on twitter beginning to crash out with favouritism accusations to cope with piastri leading the championship

red bull vcarb industrial complex: falling apart at the seams but at least max verstappen is a dad now

ferrari: seemingly committed to making strategy decisions so poor that their drivers kill each other before the car gets any faster

mercedes: letting their tiny italian wunderkind distract you from the fact that george russell is calmly shithousing his way to a podium every other week

aston martin: forgot how to build a car

stake: forgot to even show up

haas: flip flopping between anonymous and slay-adjacent depending on the weekend

williams: pushing their way to the upper midfield with the power of friendship and hamster memes

alpine second driver subplot:

post qualifying, monaco gp 2025

Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin

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