Charles: "is There A Leakage?"

I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about

it’s always “if there’s a safety car” “in case there’s a safety car” “when there’s a safety car” and never “let’s cause the safety car”

max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa

reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?

max: *considers the legalities of murder*

If I hear a single bad thing about Lance when he’s been driving with fucked up wrists for 2 years I’ll hit you with my car

the pinnacle of motorsport 🔦

the only person who had a worse race than ferrari was oscar piastri – and when the leaderboard listed him as 'out', he reversed out of the grass and got back on track. he was not going to DNF at his home race without the stewards physically wrenching a front axle from his hands.

oscar piastri is a goddamn phoenix, and he will rise again and again and again. i love charles, and he is il predestinato - but oscar being a champion is not even predestined. it's literally inevitable.

Piastri: “That’s all the highlights? That’s all the highlights for this race?”

‘do you know how many times you guys have made me watch this’ imagine having to relive your divorce on air again and again 😔💔