At This Point I Think They Should Just Start A Rotation For The Second Red Bull Seat. Kind Of Like The

max and his ducklings rookies 🦆🐤✨

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about

April 3, 2025 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images

Sky Sports tracking down Jack Doohan just to cut to him after Franco’s crash is diabolical.... i love it

I think next year instead of 2 mandatory pit stops to keep Monaco interesting they should have a troll in the tunnel who requires them to stop and answer a riddle

Who has cursed Fernando Alonso?

Fernando deliberately parking his car in a way that meant that he wouldn't cause a safety car is so funny... he really said that NO-ONE'S benefitting from his misfortune

Im fucking DRY HEAVING at the energy Nico brought to the paddock this week, he's airing everyones business. First it was "Flavio's ugly ass invited me to his fuckass room for negotiations" and then he LITERALLY JUST SAW JAMES VOWELS AND WENT "I call you Vowels bc u called me Rosberg when were teammates... how shockingly impersonal is that u fucking rat ???? [takes deep breath for terrifyingly detailed analysis] [James tries to defend himself] "yes BUT I was sitting at your table??? I was yOuR fRiEnD aNd tEaMmAte🤨"

f1 in 2025 is a whole lot of laps of nothing happening and then all of a sudden everything happening at once