George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:
Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:
Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:
Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:
...which George rightly defends:
Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:
George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:
CONTACT!
George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!
Nico Rosberg talking about being in Flavio Briatore's bedroom discussing whether Flavio could afford him or not.
Fanfiction or real life sky commentary?
The Director of the GPDA side plot: yeah I broke the rules. Tell the FIA to Penalise me <3 what are they gonna do? give the 10 seconds? Do it <3
FIA: here is a 20 second drive through penalty
βdo you know how many times you guys have made me watch thisβ imagine having to relive your divorce on air again and again ππ
Six weeks. Lance has been racing in pain since the Saudi Arabian GP and hasn't said a word about it. My heart breaks for him
George: what the fuck? He [Max] just crashed into me.
Nico Rosberg: He just crashed into Russell on purpose, just to prove a point
Crofty: let's see it again
Nico Rosberg: we don't need to, that was horrible.
Presidential alertβ οΈ
So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLaren's on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post