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Considered making an Elvis gimmick blog. Came to my senses and continued making gay lizard rings. The nightly activities of your average teen.

Ughh how do I get my crush to notice me? She’s just so cool wtf

Tried hot Cheetos for the first time

:/

Mood

my back hurts like im a 50 year old man

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

Sorry for no Mouthwashing yesterday, my fuckstick sister got her wisdom teeth out and was asking me to do a ton of stuff for her

It may just be the Star Trek brainrot but is this a pon farr reference?

What if instead of mouthwashing it was called j*mmymurdering and instead of finding mouthwash they found hammers and beat j*mmy to death with them? What then?

TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY

Reblog to touch his butt <3

Congrats! We’re officially living in a police state!