I Fear I’ve Conditioned My Straight Friends To Call Me Queen

The Return of the King

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

I’m back, several weeks late, holding my barely canonical memes

Santos and Whitaker are a found-family match made in heaven for real. Pathetic Harmless Rat Boy and his Scary Mean Lesbian Guard Dog. Santos half-heartedly threatening him with her knowing krav maga and Whitaker just being like “golly gee Mr. Krav Maga sure does sound like a neat fellow.” I need a spinoff sitcom of all their roommate shenanigans ASAP

i heart women

I CANT FIZ FUCKIBG ANDYRHIBG DHWJEIF

ignoring all the discourse about the pitt characters’ sexualities bc they are all WORKAHOLICS and WORKSEXUAL. gender doesn’t matter as long as they are A COWORKER. they have a CRUSH on COMPETENCY.

Mood

my back hurts like im a 50 year old man

Ughhhhh it’s raining where I live and I have a headache and my fuuckking knee hurts like hell… at least I have among us for dentists

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF