I NEED TO GET WEIRDER I NEED TO GET WEIRDER I NEED TO GET WEIRDER I NEED TO GET WEIRDER I NEED TO GET

I copy-pasted the first 15 chapters of My Immortal into it, and I urge everyone to do the same. Hope you’re proud of me op

Since "JK Rowling is using Harry Potter profits to fund her anti-trans agenda" still seems too esoteric for some of you, maybe it'll help if you have a concrete example:

She's now operating a "Women's Fund" to provide legal defense for transphobes who believe they've lost opportunities to trans women or because they won't admit that trans women are women.

I'm reticent to link to it but I guess if I do I can't like, STOP you from flooding the applications with nonsense. So. Do with this as you will.

And stop fuckin supporting Harry Potter, jesus christ.

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

I am FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Considered making an Elvis gimmick blog. Came to my senses and continued making gay lizard rings. The nightly activities of your average teen.

The Return of the King

This entered my mind while I was making pasta dinner for myself. I am so sorry

Ich bin mit der Gesamtsituation unzufrieden.

ignoring all the discourse about the pitt characters’ sexualities bc they are all WORKAHOLICS and WORKSEXUAL. gender doesn’t matter as long as they are A COWORKER. they have a CRUSH on COMPETENCY.

Trump x musk toxic yaoi divorce 😔

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*