I Just Snorted So Hard In The Middle Of A Restaurant

I Just Snorted So Hard In The Middle Of A Restaurant

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

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Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare


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The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

The UK And US Distracting Themselves With Memes While Their Countries Fall Apart.

Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

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Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

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