During An Earthquake Coffins Become Underground Maracas

You don’t actually bite down on things, since you can’t move your top jaw. You’re actually “biting up”

When you scroll down, nothing actually moves up your screen. Certain pixels are just changing colour.

when Helen isn’t home

Live every day like it’s your last is fiscally irresponsible. Instead live like every day you have left will be the same, and if your unhappy with it make a small change until everyday is a good day to be your last.

GAMER GIRL MEME

Tool: Fineliner

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No matter how many kids are waiting to see Santa, you can’t open up another line with a second Santa (source)

Boobs and butts have no sexual functions, so they’re just the fetish with the world’s biggest consensus. (source)

when you get to the part of the book when your OTP kiss for the first time:

Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound.