If You’ve Slept With Less Than 12 People, Then Sleeping With You Is A More Exclusive Club Than Walking

If you’re the only child and you choose not to have any children, you’re ending a family line that started since the beginning of mankind

Allergies are your immune system’s irrational fears

Having someone set as your phone background is the modern day equivalent of having a locket with someone’s picture in it

Farts don’t necessarily lose their smell, they just disperse until we can’t detect them anymore. So if you think about it, we’re all just breathing in fart air of billions of people all the time without noticing. There’s no such thing as fresh air.

Cassettes have a side A and a side B, so it’s logical that it’s successor would be the CD.

If spiderman bit a man and he inherited spiderman’s powers, he would be spidermanman