i dont know why, but i imagine an episode of season 4 to include diego, viktor and klaus talking about their sexualities, but then luther and five walk in
LISTEN, IT WON'T MAKE SENSE BUT
klaus : "i mean, i'm pansexual"
luther : "..does that mean you like pans?"
diego : "no, it means they like people without a preference for gender, like how viktor and i are bisexual, but klaus has an extended warranty"
viktor : "i'm a bisexual?"
luther : "and what's bisexual?"
klaus : "that's when you like both girls and guys"
five : "i like both girls and guys, i'm not bisexual"
everyone : "..."
klaus : "i hate to break it to you-"
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The comments are something I don't wish to ever forget
Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis
on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)
Ghost has really bad luck at games... (but don't tell him that)
This was based on true events, guess which one I was 💀
The story behind this comic being that my bf and I were playing uno online and I lost. Every. Single. Time. INCLUDING to the bots we played with 💀 I was fucking baffled. I haven't played since I finally won once lmaoo
I'm projecting my bad luck onto Ghost :,))
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
im trying to prove something to my stupid sister
i’m running out of caption for these posts
A very old thing I did about Childe still being a bit angry after Liyue arc and singing to Zhongli under the balcony of Wangsheng funeral parlor
The song he is singing is a famous Russian song about legendary grandpa Maxim who died and who's dick was legendary big. The closest translation of the lyrics on the pics:
"Here lies Old Maxim
And his dick lies with him (sounds both like this and something like "well, fuck him anyway")
In the coffin, he was buried
To the ceiling, his dick hits."
Wohaaaaaa
Stellar Temperature!
Source:
"I mean it's your private business... and I have no right to ask about it anyway. After all, a warrior's scars are only for their own hearts. Their feats are what's for the community."
"My father says I'm getting too soft for a man and that I should take after some true warriors... So I figured a lieutenant counts? How can I be more of a man?"
- Yoru 🌌
(I'm 18, character is 15 tho, hope it's still okay?)
(perfectly fine with me!)
"How can you be more o' a man? The fuck kinda question is tha'?"
Simon sighed.
"Lookit, kid...You wanna be more o'a man? Grow up at yer own pace. Don' let yer da' push y'round, kay? Look wha' th'fuck happen t'me cuz i let my old bastard push me 'round." he look down at the kid, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Yer dad keeps givin' y'shit, come back. And when y'go home...tell em the Ghost said "Let the kid be a kid."