Introduction: Meliore

There's no way we don't live in a simulation, because I've literally figured that out as well like three days ago.

when soap learns that the badminton projectile is called a shuttlecock

he makes it his new personality for three days straight

If you are a white kid with a positive relationship (as in they are not abusing you and generally like you as a kid and want you to like them) with a casually racist family member have you considered guilt tripping them? It's been a highly effective tactic with my grampa. When he used to pop off with shit I wouldn't give him a dissertation like my mom and uncle did bcus he'd just dig in his heels and argue. Instead, I found a well placed "wow :( no it's fine I just like idk. I didn't know you were like that :(((( " worked WONDERS. If you want to deradicalize people, don't focus on writing essays for random trolls online. Just make your racist family feel bad for being racist. You might even be able to sneak some idk facts and logic into them after you've been doing that consistently while hanging out.

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

könig ordering mcdonald's in the ph

(he is near tears)

Need someone to bounce back ships like that, it would be hilarious

@heyo-soul if you insist :) (I’ve been waiting for a moment to talk about any one of the insane aus floating around in my brain so thanks soul)

So I should start by prefacing that this is all a crack au. it’s my friend Ruby and I—you’ll recognize her from my authors notes—shooting the shit in our instagram DMs because we like the same stuff and we’re bored. This is not intended to be perfect to canon characterizations. I’m probably never going to write this into an actual fic because again: it’s a joke that I don’t really have the time to outline and type

That being said; while the actual concrete details and timeline of our au are shaky at best, the basic idea is this. Mel, Jayce, and Viktor get really drunk and have the in universe equivalent of a Vegas wedding. Viktor tries to correct the mistake and both Jayce and Mel want him to stay.

Listen ok here’s the sitch here’s the relationship triangle so Jayce and Mel are in a very loving and very public relationship. Viktor is absolutely PINING over both of them. Jayce and Mel are incredibly in love with him, and also sort of working under the assumption that he’s already part of the polycule. Unfortunately, Viktor’s self esteem and self worth in regards to his own relationships is so incredibly low that it never occurs to him that these people might care about him and want to be in a relationship with him.

That voice message is in reference to the giant portrait of Viktor that Jayce and Mel would ABSOLUTELY make because he sees it and STILL doesn’t get and he’s like “ah yes they appreciate my cheekbones. Aesthetically. Platonically.”

This all came from me describing a relationship on a show I’m watching and also this fic which is PHENOMENAL and I LOVE IT

So yeah that’s the Vegas wedding au. Tune in next time for the meljayvik celebrities au

"I might not but admit, I personally prefer roses with more sophisticated flowers than the Rosa canina. Howev'r I verily appreciateth the versatile the natural world of China roses."

- Rose

Another fan of roses, it appears. What is thy favourite rose variety?

- Rose

"I find dog roses to be most beautiful, but truly nothing could outdo a pretty chinese rose. Have you your own preferences?"

"Vodka is the best drink in existence. Zou can't change my mind."

- Luisa 💀✨

QUESTION: [what are some drinks you guys like?]

Daj: I do like some wine! I’m more of a red wine person.

Tash: I like cocktails! Or just a mimosa!-

Seth: vodka shots

Daj:…

Help I can't laugh it's 3 a.m

Something about that is screaming lesbian Cottagecore

A: Have you proposed yet?

B: Technically, no, but in my head, we have three kids and a farm.

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you're reblogging from.