sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

My ex just decided to dm me on instagram to tell me he has a gf now and I was like understood o7 I’m genuinely happy you’re happy best wishes as always and then he starts to type something and so I swipe out bc I wanna read the notif before I respond and when I get back on instagram he fucking blocked me

I could write a dissertation on men who entrap themselves in their own personal philosophy

I just accidentally super swiped a crazy conservative I was inspecting his page and I don’t know I like didn’t realize where the fucking super swipe thing was and I like went to go scroll and oh my god 

And he’s from Ohio

I just had the weirdest sex with a freak of a man and I didn’t cum but why was it a lil hot

I’m getting the ick real time

Im sorry im a dumb bitch like what am I supposed to do ? Like…

Bbg tell me why I forgot people can see what you’re listening to on Spotify

Who knew 3 beers is all it took to get over it lmaoo

Capping out my likes on Hinge and then saying yes get me out of this hell hole

Why do I feel weird about the incel dude - need to seriously think about some things

In the most genuine and from the bottom of my heart kind of way, I don’t want to see you or your tiny minion ever again and that goes for gang and Co. as well - genuinely the most utterly pathetic behavior I’ve ever witnessed from adults

This is how I cope

Me when the clockable get clocked like you genuinely didn’t think I thought you were a bad person - hold up ✋🤨🤚- I caught that one from jump

What if the crazy people on the bus explode went up there to give those girls a hard time

Clocked

Oop girl this is why you don’t reach out to people from your past

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Someone tell them I apologize for my six month psychosis 

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