When I Get Murdered I Want To Get Murdered Here

Whose meant to be Jason...?

Being in the hetalia fandom for seven years is 90% hating yourself for referencing and 10% wondering where new fans are getting these names. Like, who’s Jason? They all have officiall names!

So... My mum ordered two burgers and they didn't come with cheese.

they we're FUCKING cheeseburgers.

They forgot the CHEESE on a CHEESEBURGER

How dare you just leave that there

Explain

I unironically, genuinely believe that if hatsune miku didn’t exist, we’d have all died a long time ago. 

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that video where they capture a demon in an old furnace saying ‘I have a body of a pig’ was just me after hamburger

Cool

Going to disney woid

How bout no

Go to yellowstone and bring and egg. Then smell the phosphor pits, have fun!!

Happy belated Pride month!

Thus the month we celebrate our lgbtq+ minds, friends or family members!

Hope everyone has a wonderful time celebrating yourselfs and everyone else, pan, bi, gay or anything else!

As a pansexual I will be alot more 'pan' then usual, and I will not contain anything. Hope everyone stays safe and get a wonderful celebration.

What??? Why???

I bled at a California Pizza Kitchen today

I want a boyfriend or girlfriend because everyone's pretty, but I'm antisocial and hate humans, you see my dilemma?

Is it salt?

Everyone loves my burgers! They always ask how I make it. But I'm not going to give away my secret ingredientSalt