Calling Ao3- Somebody Write This! Oh The Duo Wilson And House Would Make! Less Like Hannibal And Will

Sam: dude, that's not how you make tea

Dean: the microwave is broken

Castiel: [removes his finger from Dean's now boiling cup] Dean, you said this was for the case

Sam: [baffled] the MICROWAVE is broken?

Corn, leather, and cotton candy are all the same thing. It's just different stages of processing.

Don't I know it

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

And you like the Magnus Archives??

Let's be friends

@timelordsandkittens

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

Bananagraham

Butt tbhe favidbowie ballshujigglong goblibabe!?!???

I held my arm up in the air while falling asleep and it was really strange feeling it self-stabilize, all the little loops it was making completely of its own accord. I think holding a paint brush and having a canvas above me to record the swirls would be really interesting. Also like a huge mess but I need to be a weird little seismograph for the sake of art

What if we kissed in front of the vintage Burwood serving tray 👉👈

(featuring Rose and Bowie, who have only known each other for 2 days)

Will goes to McDonald's

Inspired by my good friend @whalewolvesinlondon

@girlwholovesturtles IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works