Jon: [sweating, Pointing At A Conspiracy Board] ... Do You Understand Now, Martin?

James Wilson

Asjem Nislow

Gregory House

Rorygeg Soheu

Made what I feel are the ugliest possible anagrams of their names but give it a shot if you think you can do worse

I work at a gas station at night. For whatever reason, generally, the store gets empty around 10 and then gets clusters of people at 11. So I, when I come back out from the back room and see people... I have not played Minecraft in MONTHS. For whatever reason, my first thought is

"the mobs have spawned"

Life imitates art

it was a brisk exchange.

Yeah this made me grin. Here come the locusts

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Yes!! This!! More of this... It's what the people need!!

Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3

That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.

good luck

Hhrgghh... You're not gonna believe this (the plot just developed again)

Watching Renegade Nell. Is so. Frustrating. GIVE HER A BREAK!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!! THE MAGISTRATE DIED AND SHES BLAMED AGAIN?!???!?? THE BROTHER OF THE KINDEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD??????? LITERALLY THE FIRST NICE PERSON SO FAR???????????????? AND NOW HIS BROTHER IS DEAD. WHAT IF HE THINKS IT'S WAS NELL EVEN THOUGH HE BELIEVED HER AT FIRST?? GRRATAGAHGARRRRRRRRRTTTTRRRRRR!!!!!HHJGKHLHLJ:;:JKHLJ&_(KJFJDLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I enjoy this show you should watch it too

Hey dudes and *squints*... humans!

I have a pitch for you! Hear me out!

BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON

BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON

BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON

BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON

BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON

Ship name: BillEye

MUAHAHAHAUGHCHKGAHCCCKK*"'*:;!"!

you really shouldn't have heard me out.

If you're a gravity falls fan you'll understand why I'm posting this beautiful unassuming house under this tag. Anyways who's moving in here with me?