Damn House's First Name Is Gregory? No Wonder He Turned Out Out Like That

Kwik Trip sounds like the name of a broom in Harry Potter. Maybe one marketed for utility and convenience instead of a racing broom, for trips to the store and stuff if you don't want to apparate or use floo powder

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

Hannibal Season 4 and Goncharov 2 have the same release date!! Get ready for Gonchibal!!

Security check... (whirring noses) ((high pitched beeping)) (((dinging sound))) yep these are me ✅

Yay! Second blog! And I made a third! Now I can Tumblr the way I want-

@souporwholock for fandom stuff

@ash-wynn for art

And @the-pigeons-hoard

For reblogs!

Sorting into these 3 categories though tags is possible but not my style of hoarding/posting. When I post art, I'm constantly scrolling back to look at it and analyze it until I'm sick of seeing it. I can't do this when I also want to reblog 20 things right after posting. I just don't like searching tags idk why!

Are you me?

Yes

Gonna play this next time I need to clean my dorm room and see if it makes me go faster

911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!

@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to me😭😭

Fan art I drew of rogue dying in a glue trap

4 years of German led me to this moment.

Hannibal Lecker

That is all.

Thank you Neil!! You make it so exciting to be a fan of an author, usually they are just a name on a book. You grew arms and legs the moment you started interacting with your fans. In fact, you just keep growing more and more arms and legs!

I'm a little distraught!

Before season two released and you got very busy with fan reactions, I had asked you to acknowledge my existence in an Ask, giving me official bragging rights that I have been Classified as Existing by Neil Himself, and you kindly did so.

I've been searching and searching, and I can't find it anywhere. I should have screenshotted it and gotten it laminated to keep in my wallet. Perhaps my C.E.N.H pass expired with the turn of the year. Would you please renew it? It would mean the world to me, and I'll make sure to print it this time so it lasts forever!

I did send an ask or two after I noticed it was gone from this website somehow, trying to fill the hole my official acknowledgement left when it vanished, but I understand how slim the odds are that you will see and have time to respond to something. No need to tell me if you like panda king isopods or not if you see both of these!

You definitely exist. Or I do. Or both.