Unfortunately My Nervous System Cannot Tell The Difference Between The Idea Of Someone Possibly Politely

Dana just posted some art of young adult Eda

i tried to summon bill cipher I’m not sure it worked

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

Allister Allister Allister Allister Allister Alli--

Guys, I'm on Bluesky now!

Link is in my bio, come visit me ❤️

"I think so very highly of you...I never realized that you think so low of me..."

Hm....so that's what you claim Stolas...well let's look at what you've done in the show that show exactly how you feel about Blitzo. Feel free to reblog with your additions!

Patronized him in Loo Loo Land when Blitzo makes it clear he's not interested in Stolas' advances "You are so cute when you are serious"

2. Calls Blitzo "My little imp" "My impish little plaything " and "Blitzy" which this one would be fine on its own if Blitzo didn't make it clear that he hates that nickname and Stolas only stops when Blitzo lashes out at him in "Ozzies"

3. Flirts with Blitzo multiple times while Blitzo always responds by getting annoyed/uncomfortable

4. Patronizes Blitzo by taking out a cigarette on him, pinching his cheek, and calling him an "Itty bitty imp" in condescending baby talk

5. Coerecies Blitzo by forcing him to have sex with him in exchange for the grimoire

6. Embrassed him in front of a lot of people at the harvest festival

7. Calls him sexual nicknames that makes him uncomfortable, for example "My big dicked Blitzy"

8. Graphically describes sexually things to Blitzo while Blitzo is uncomfortable

9. Hid his face when he was seen with him at Ozzies" then apologized for it in a fucking text message

10. Wonder why he doesn't love you after everything you have done to him.

Gee I wonder why he couldn't see how highly you think of him. Oh wow. What a perplexing mystery this is. Hm wow I wonder why oh man this is tough...

capitalism is agony quit your job join my emo band, posting the unseen bad sketches in my files

My favorite side quest…

Making them into LITTLE GOOBERS.

what are the gays DOING⁉️⁉️

(just realized there’s a typo in the first pic but I’m too lazy to fix it)