Pls Rb If You Think Cuddling Doesn't Have To Be S3xual

I had another idea for the Rich Old Man Squad roadtrip au

its not much but yk how on most roadtrips you rotate between drivers so one person isnt driving the whole time? yeah well tgat doesnt happen here, peter drives the whole time. its not just that though; all pf them have their own little spot and theres an unspoken agreement that everyone stays in their spot. so example elias rides shotgun the whole time, simon rides in the back on the drivers side, etc.

oh also simon is that little bitch who annoys everyone (mostly peter though) by going “are we there yet” every five seconds 💀

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I’ve decided to share all of my crack au ideas for gravity falls

the hunger games

ok hear me out on this one: ford is katniss (also making stan prim), fiddleford is peeta, and bill is snow, but hes not humanoid, like hes still a triangle

gameshow au

basically, bill is a gameshow host, and ford is his contestant.

twilight au

bill is edward (also the rest of the henchmaniacs are the rest of the cullens), ford is bella, fiddleford is jacob, and stan is charlie (except obviously him and ford are brothers, not father and daughter lol). also maybe this makes dipper and mabel essentially renesme…? idk its crack for a reason.

gravity falls ship

fuck I cant lie this beautiful rise in old man yaoi and sometimes young man yaoi in gravity falls was unexpected BUT GORJUS genuinely makes my fucking day my week my MONTH anytime I see fiddauthor or fiddlestan fanart or fanfiction (just ship that gay country boy with someone please toxic, not toxic, one sided, happy ending or not idgaf) I love billford and billstan as well tbh I'm a huge multishipper my favorite aus are where billford and fiddlestan exist like that's PEAK to me. fiddlestan are my favorite the most from this rise of old man yaoi tho, the fanarts of them when they're old men *cry emoji* keep up the great work gravity falls fans

song of the day!

since its been stuck in my head:

day 2- Moscow {Autoheart}

song of the day!

bc its been stuck in my head and heathers is one of my favorite movies and musicals:

day 52- The Me Inside of Me {Jessica Keenan Wynn • Heathers: The Musical (World Premier Cast Recording)}

Hello dear, I am Hala, a mother of four children from Gaza. We live in difficult circumstances in Gaza. Our dreams and future have been shattered. Our home has been destroyed and we have been displaced many times. Please donate participate to evacuate my children to their father in Egypt. Thank you.

I can’t donate rn but I hope this can make it to someone who can.

pov season five jmart

jon- do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we just dont know how to hear it anymore?

martin- I just want you to stop saying odd shit

song of the day!

today’s sotd is from the other co-owner of this account:

day 14- First Love/Late Spring {Mitski}