Latest Posts by sp0rkb01 - Page 4
BRO MY DOCTOR IS MAKING ME EXCESERSISE BUT IF I LIFT MORE THAN 10 LBS IN 1 HAND MY SHOULDER DISLOCATED
please for the love of god stop telling disabled people they need to fucking exercise. I was on the ground nearly sobbing because my shoulder popped out so suddenly and painfully that it shot up my neck and down my arm and I couldn't move it at all to pop it back for a few minutes because of how painful it was and I got told I "need to exercise and gain some muscle mass." like what the hell is going through your mind that that is the solution to this problem??
Portrait of a Suspicious Man, 1623
and here is this without filtering. my poor laptop
JESSE. JESSE YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE. STOP POURING OIL ON YOURSELF JESSE. YOU CAN’T FLY IN THE RAIN BECAUSE YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN OIL JESSE. IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOS-
MY HEART IS MELTING
they're dancing to some lovey dovey late 60s songs
that time of the year to draw speeding bullet, celebrate my b-day and at least enjoy the warm colours, because it's freezing here
oh and pyro i HEAVILY refrenced someone elses pyro but i lost the @ 💔 if someone sees it please lmk
big ol eye
tf2 Scout is just the twink version of Johnny Bravo
i traced over a stupid picture and this is my first digital art in almost 3 years so dont judge me
i had to put this shit on paper i did this in like 10 minutes so it looks awful💀
ideal sniper and scout dynamic
i see no difference
Hot girl movies
Movies i’d usually gate-keep about addiction, growing up, being a teenage girl, music, the 2000s and late 90s, femininity, mental illness, etc. (you might actually not have heard about some of these.) (some of these r pretty popular I know!!)
Blue Car (2002)
White Oleandor (2002)
Speak (2004)
Firefox (1996)
Kids (1995)
Palo Alto (2013)
Heathers (1989)
Augusta Gone (2006)
Hard Candy (2005)
American Beauty (1999)
Lords of Dogtown (2005)
Ghost world (2001)
Trainspotting (1996)
Juno (2007)
Thirteen (2003)
The Virgin suicides (1999)
Buffalo ‘66 (1998)
Gone Girl (2014)
Girl interrupted (1999)
Black Swan (2010)
Mid90s (2018)
Whip It (2009)
Lady bird (2017)
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012)
Normal Adolescent Behaviour (2007)
Blue Valentine (2010)
Crazy Beautiful (2001)
Its a funny kind of story (2010)
Slums Of Beverly Hills (1998)
Anywhere But Here (1999)
Adventure Land (2009)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Garden State (2004)
Rules Of Attraction (2002)
Promising Young Woman (2020)
Requiem Of A Dream (2000)
Gia (1998)
Candy (2006)
Beautiful Boy (2018)
Almost Famous (2000)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
The Craft (1996)
The Diary Of A Teenage Girl (2015)
But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)
Boyhood (2014)
Spun (2002)
Red Road (2006)
The Piano Teacher (2001)
Bulbbul (2020)
Sucker Punch (2011)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Helter-Skelter (2012)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
I, TONYA (2018)
Amelie (2001)
Daisies (1966)
Perfect Blue (1997)
Prozac Nation (2001)
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Leon (1994)
Valley Of The Dolls (1967)
The Crush (1993)
Carrie (1976)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
If anyone actually sees this and likes it I’d be more than happy to make a part 2. This took me awhile lol. I know some of these are a little basic but I tried to have a strong mix of well-known and lesser plus romance, comedy, psychological thrillers, cheesy etc. Its very broad so there’s something for everyone and hopefully something new for someone.
my friend got tumblr so i had to change to an online name💔
You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
my friend doesn’t watch mumbo jumbo
pixel s9 desert duo :D
me when bdubs
Random screenshots redraw :D
do you ever think about how if grian hadn’t assigned himself as Bird the fandom would have catboy-ified him immediately and without remorse?
like the amount of evidence for catboy grian is insane. Sneaky, scheming, widely adored, knocks stuff (scar) off of other stuff, etc. he’s lucky he leaned into the bird thing so hard
he is photosynthesizing
batch 2!
i like the family friend nature of hermitcraft bc u have things like bdubs living in what blatantly looks like a giant blunt labelled 'bdubs joint' but you know nobodys gonna point it out and hes not gonna point it out and we're just gonna have weedubs as the big elephant in the room.
ive never emotionally recovered from the red funeral
Hermit palette swap art game!
Send a hermit + a palette in the ask box 👀
Reblog to participate and let your followers send you art requests
here's a doodle for example ^
let's see what mixes and matches comes up from this :]
have fun!
** the hermit skins include more colors than the ones showed up here, this is more for representation :]
Hermitcraft season 9 - favourite bits of episode ones!
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Doc: *gives Scar unbreaking III, mending, silk touch, and efficiency V*
Scar: dude, this is amazing, I’m gonna be able to fully enchant my hoe.
SILENCE
Doc: …what
—
Gem: oh there’s beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.
Impulse: I’ve never heard anyone get excited about beetroot seeds.
Gem: they’re so pretty! Have you seen em?
Pearl: they are. But that’s all they’re good for. Looking pretty.
Gem: yeah, well that’s all I’m good for too and nobody complains.
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Beef: You want some balls?
XB: uh…no, go for it man.
Beef (completely innocently): you sure? I’ve got 2. I can give you one.
XB: all…your balls…are belong to you.
—
*Distant sounds of Impulse screaming*
Pearl: are you alright!
[Impulse was slain by Vex]
Cleo: …I don’t know if he’s alright. I think he’s not alright.
—
Pearl: ok, you know what he’s targeting Gem, so we can hit it.
*Vindicator turns around and kills her instantly.*
—
Gem: look, it’s huge!
Pearl: look at Gem finding all the big holes on the server.
Cleo: *lost it*
Gem (completely unaware at what she’s just done): I’m so good at this!
Cleo: *hyperventilating*
Impulse: oh jeez.
*intense wheezing sounds from Cleo*
Impulse: Oh sh— good job Gem, I think you killed Cleo.
Cleo: you can’t do this to me! I’ve got the plague!
—
Pearl (singing): I can show you the world! Weeeeeee! (Jumps off cliff)
Impulse (very concerned): oh she dead!
Pearl (distant): Hello!
Impulse: I will show you the world as weeeelllllllll!!! (Jumps off cliff)
Pearl: oh, hi!
Impulse: *dies*
—
Pearl: oh look! Gem found me more holes.
Cleo: *snickering*
Gem: No, Cleo found this one!!
Pearl: oh, ok.
Cleo: but you found my hole after I used it!
SILENCE…
Pearl: …alright.
Cleo: *cackling*
Pearl: I think Cleo…got that one a little further down the road than it should have been…
Impulse: *snickering*
Cleo: I’m a grown up.
—
Cleo: Hi..?
Doc: Hey!
Cleo: what are you up t— I mean I know what you’re up to but why are you up to it?
—
Ren: guys, I’ve forgotten how to play early game Minecraft. Can someone hold my hand please?
—
Stress: look what I picked up! (Places down green carpet) some decor.
False: ni— from where?!
Stress (laughing): I don’t kno—Oh, the village!
False: You been shopping?! Without me?! You bought a new carpet?!
—
Doc: I’m back.
Stress + False: Welcome back.
False: wait, I thought you were going to bed, it's passed your bedtime!
Doc: Yeah, I asked and I can stay up a bit longer.
Stress: *laughing*
False: Ok, well welcome back.
Stress: *completely lost it*
False: I think it's passed Stress's bedtime too, by the sounds of it.
Stress: What do you mean?!
False: What do you mean what do I mean?!
—
Ren: Excuse me Mrs. False Symmetry.
False: Yes. Hi.
Ren: Hi there. Umm, we—
False: The answer’s no.
—
(Doc and Ren squabbling in the background)
False: Oooooooo
Stress: False, False, False. False?
False: Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait—
Stress (insistent): False. False.
False: Wait, look look. Look look. There’s a fight happening.
(Ren and Doc in the background
-The horse face! I want it!
-No! No, I need it! I need it!)
Stress: What face?
False: There’s a fight.
Stress: What?
False (with glee): There’s a fight about to happen.
—
False (about Stress): She’s not even here yet. She’s probably screaming her head off somewhere.
*distant screaming from Stress*
—
Iskall (about his starter base): it could definitely use a few more flowers. *Places down Stress’s head* It’s flowers.
—
Pearl: Ooo! Sapling!
Impulse: I have one myself.
Pearl: ooo! Apple!
Impulse: ok, we still can’t make a full tree.
Pearl: what do you mean? We can make two trees now. Ooo! Sapling! Three trees! Four trees! Five trees!
Impulse: are we gonna— would you stop it!
Pearl: I’m excited ok!
Impulse: are we gonna just trust in what we’ve gathered so far? Or do we wanna stick around for a bit?
Pearl (whispering): six trees.
Impulse (whispering): Oh my gosh.
—
Ren: Beware. There’s a deep troll that lives underground and shouts at you when you walk by, it’s very disturbing.
Cub: It’s true.
Cleo: It’s probably Joe.
—
TFC: I love it! A floating axe! *picks up floating axe*
*dies to trident*
TFC: And now it’s floating again.
—
Grian (watching Mumbo and Scar boat through a cave on land): they have 8 million subscribers, these two.
Mumbo: Well deserved subscribers, I think you’ll find!
—
Bdubs: Doc, you’ve been out in the desert for days, what have you been doing out there?
Doc: I— well, got full diamond gear and—
Bdubs: Yeah.
Doc: Iron farm. Um…and a villager breeder set up and now—
Bdubs: Oh my goodness…
Doc: I need a donkey so I can build a giant gold farm.
Gem: Doc. I have a tree. And that’s all.
—
Bdubs: oh my love! Ok we’re naming this horse Mí Amoré! Gem, did you hear that?
Gem: That’s a good horse name.
Bdubs: Yeah? It’s Spanish!
Gem: Didn’t know you knew Spanish.
Bdubs: Ok, you were supposed to know that that was actually Italian.
—
Ren (to Keralis): ok, um…if you would please sir…um…would you just please remove my head from my body?
Isklall (with zero hesitation): Yes! *smack*
Ren: NOT YOU!!!
—
Ren: I want his face, is that a problem?
Stress + False in tandem: Uh…
False: ..no?
Stress: Can I have your face? Set your spawn Ren. Ren go over there— *pushing him* to the bed
Ren: Wait—!
Stress: Click it. Click the bed Ren. Click. The bed.
False (sitting back casually): This is a real face off.
Ren (now standing on the bed): But I have much things!
Stress: Click the bed!
Ren: Wait a minute—!!
Stress: CLICK THE BED!!
—
BONUS THINGS
•The entire “Matador” “Matress Store” “Master Door” bit
•The whole Stress with the wheat arch which eventually culminates in Doc banning her from going anywhere near wheat
•Joe’s entire episode solely because of the sheer comedic value of him just minding his business and planting his crops while all hell breaks loose around him
•How many Hermits does it take to trap one sheep in a hole going on in Beef’s episode (and apparently the answer is SEVEN)
•The smash cuts in Gems episode. Her saying that she went to the Nether with Impulse and going “It went really well!” Smash cut to her walking through the portal going “THIS IS THE WORST!” Her going “I’ve enlisted Jevin as an escort to the desert. Jevin was a great escort I swear!” Smash cut to Jevin plummeting to his death.
•That one very specific moment in Tango’s episode where you just hear Stress scream bloody murder before she suddenly just jumps off the side of a cliff with explosions going off behind her like the greatest action sequence ever.
•BEHIND YOU GEM
Hybrids can talk to the creatures they are hybrids of! This is a fun trick... unless you're a creeper hybrid, or a wither hybrid, or an enderman hybrid, or... really, any hybrid where your kind are farmed. Cleo scored it good with zombies not being very smart, though she's still trying to forget the ones who remembered who they once were, with their screams of terror as the axes were brought down. (It would feel too bad to tell the others who they're slaying. It's just a small secret, right?)
Oh, no...I never thought about that aspect of it. This is such a good, horrible idea...
A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things That Will Never Be Said But Possibly Should Be:
The final sharp hiss of a creeper when it dies to fall damage is actually a curse. Not a curse in the swearing sense - a curse in the "death and rage to you and your pack for seasons and seasons to come" sense. Doc has heard thousands - probably millions - of them in his lifetime. He hopes they have no actual power...but if his own affinity for worldbreaking dark magic is anything to go by, he might not be so lucky.
Some of the zombies Cleo hears die still know their name. Others don't. That's the worst part, honestly: there don't seem to be any rules to how much they remember, or which ones do and which ones don't. It seems to be just random luck. What does that mean for her...
Slimes only ever say one thing. The light, the light, the light, the light, the light. From the smallest to the biggest, that's all Jevin ever hears from them. He hasn't figured out what they mean by it. He's trying not to feel worried about the fact that he himself doesn't instinctively know. What exactly did he lose, when he became a player?
Impulse is. Well. He has a lot of practice. With focus, and centeredness, continuing working on his wither rose farm no matter what other thoughts might be hammering through his ears. Concentrate, no breaking [RELEASE ME] focus, don't let your hand near that [R̵̺͒̅Ȇ̴̡Ļ̸̟̚Ḛ̴̈A̴̠͠S̸͎̝̽̀E̶̩͚̎ ̷͚̻̐M̸̧̏͗E̶̞̫̋͘!̸̯̠͛] pickaxe you don't need it you aren't breaking [R̶̤͊͐E̷̪̎L̸̯͖͗̃E̶͈͘Ą̷̞́̓S̸̡̒́Ė̵̦̗͘ ̸̨̕M̶̡͚̌̓E̶̢̮̐́,̷̙̰͒ ̷̼́̀P̸͕͈̚Ú̴͉̼͒N̵̡̊͜Ÿ̸̫̤́ ̶̥̯̇͘Ẁ̵̭͇Ĕ̷͙A̸̲̯͒K̷̟̹̄L̵̮̿̚Ȋ̵̦͒N̶͎̺̋̕G̵̢̛͔̿ ̸̺̖͒T̶̼̂̒H̴̼͂Ḯ̷̙N̵̟͚̍G̵̻͊] any blocks right now. It's bedrock anyway. He can't break it. [T̵̗͒Ḥ̴̡̀E̷̳̓͛ ̶̖͛͑Ẁ̷̞Ơ̸̻̺͑R̵̫̍́Ľ̶̥̼̃D̵̮͔̀͠ ̵͓͔̓̓W̷͓̗̅̏Ǐ̸̭͠L̴̘͕̊͑Ḻ̸̯̍ ̷̩̎̃Ḳ̷͋͘N̴̘̚Ỏ̷ͅW̴̗͊̏ ̶̡̈́P̸̪̒A̴̲͂͝I̵͕̼͒̀N̷̞̅͜ ̶̞͐Ả̴͔͔Ṣ̷̰͋ ̸̟͕̆͒I̸̟͇͆̔ ̷̛̩͇͝D̸̘̲͐͌Ơ̸͈͈] He knows. He's tried.
Sheep get ticklish when they're being sheared. Zed thinks that's pretty cool! :)
Completely Normal Hermitgang! Nothing Is Different! Move Along!