my millennial exhaustion with having to create an account that includes my email, phone number, and even my bloody birthday on some data-scraper website just to make an appointment for something as trivial as a haircut + my millennial fear and loathing of telephone conversations = I am now walking into businesses to make appointments in person.
when they told me I would eventually turn into my mother, this is not what I thought they meant.
when spiders put their little pedipalps together
Maybe for Jod to finally die, he has to stop being loved by Alecto?
Hold on. Hold on. Noticing a pattern.
Jod said when they were shutting down the cryo project, the bodies that didn't rot were the ones that he personally said goodbye to, the ones he loved.
Jod cannot die, has not been able to die in ten thousand years. Alecto assures him, "I still love y—" .
The cavaliers of Lyctors, as evidenced by Naberius and Gideon, their bodies don't rot.
Tamsyn Muir assured us, regarding Alecto, we have not begun to see the horrors of love.
I try not to think about it because I have to keep moving, but damn if it doesn't make my heart ache.
the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
Random fandoms & AuDHD reblogs. Occasional millennial musings since I am An Old.
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