Spabbybanap - Wow [I Need A BaNap]

Happy Ides of March to all those who celebrate. ☺️🔪

Man, I've missed seeing Ducks and How to Make Them Pay on my timeline, so I'm gonna rectify that.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

update map!!

some of these are inferences, some guesses, some just like obvious all based off this reddit post a friend directed me towards

This wonderful person even breaks down why they think certain houses are where so if you’re interested i highly recommend taking a look!

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

Eels have a mouth with teeth inside of their mouth with teeth, and I still wanna pet that dog!

I truly believe we could fix so many problems if the world wasn’t making us all so dang tired

This is a call-out post for my monstera 👀

Nosy ass plant

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”