My OCs Are Sooo Cool You Guys Don't Know What You're Missing. If You Could See The Show I'm Watching

I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

If I had a nickel every time Chimney Han got infected by a deadly virus from work where he was in a vent I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

i want them BACK

the captain being hesitant to give him the job because the last applicant left to follow his girlfriend and eddie saying he's single that was absolutely foreshadowing him going back for buck I KNOWWWW ITTTTTTT

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

“my husband, captain nash.” “maybe i should be dealing with someone else.” “oh you’re dealing with me.” she walked through fire to save her husband. conflict of interests aren’t going to stop her.

Imagine already thinking you're the thing that gets everything you love killed and then your best friend confesses his romantic feelings for you and the act of saying "I love you" to you specifically is what gets him killed? Yeah I'd be sobbing in the corner too I'd never get back up actually

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

what if you were in an AIR VENT and on the phone with YOUR WIFE and then there was an EXPLOSION and your BEST FRIEND is INJURED and you LOSE YOUR MASK and get exposed to AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS