Girl, You Cannot Fix House. However, He Is Going To Fix You, Whether You Like It Or Not. Specially If

hey chimney nation how we feeling

okay now thinking about the night before the wedding. eddie is at their house with chris. buck is staying with maddie and chim. because buck takes this Very Fucking Seriously okay. it is BAD LUCK to see each other before the wedding. he is NOT going to risk cursing his own wedding thank you very much. and eddie who famously does not believe in curses is like "are you sure you don't wanna spend the night at home?" 🥺 big brown eyes piercing buck's soul. and buck's like "NO!!! don't you do that. you will not break me. i will not curse this marriage." and eddie's like, fond eye roll "okay, bud. i love you. see you tomorrow, mr. diaz" and kisses him goodbye like he was always going to because he might not believe in curses but buck does. but well. buck underestimated how absolutely incapable he is of spending the night without eddie. and he's going OUT OF HIS MIND. maddie and chimney are also going OUT OF THEIR MINDS. eventually buck breaks. and he's like. "i—i gotta go see eddie. you gotta let me go, guys." and chimney who is visibly blocking the door is like "not so fast, buckaroo. i made a promise that i would not let you leave under any circumstances." and buck's like "you made that promise TO ME, chim! i am letting you off the hook!" and chim's like "you warned me you would say that!" and buck is like "you can't stop me. no offense chim but you're kinda small" and chim's like "small but DEADLY" and maddie who has been stood there rolling her eyes and texting eddie through all of this is like "oh for the love of god just let him go" and chim sighs. and lets buck go. because he loves his wife. and buck gets home and hovers on the porch. and the peephole opens and buck shuts his eyes like "no! we can't see each other!" and eddie who anticipated this laughs and is like. "i have a blindfold on" and buck is like "oh. hot." and then chris is like "okay, gross." and buck lets out a horrified startled sound. and eddie's laughing again like "chris is gonna give you one too. if you're planning on staying" and chris is like, long-suffering sigh "i hope you guys are less weird when you're married" and then anyway. buck gets a blindfold too. and chris leaves them there. on purpose. and they have to navigate their way to bed while laughing and bumping into everything and then buck sleeps on top of him like a weighted blanket

Nothing is perfect except The Lego Batman movie that film is a masterpiece

House x Supernatural crossover where there's a patient in the hospital and house and his team r determined to solve it while Dean and Sam keep sneaking in and trying to figure out what supernatural thing it is. House hits Dean on the head with his cane and Foreman and Sam bond. The patient turns out to be a combo of both and Wilson and Cass talk about their dumb bfs

Ghosts AU but Humphrey & Julian swap screen time bc Humph wonders around in one piece just with a slight neck-ache whereas Julian died fuzzy-handcuffed to the bed & can’t leave so every time someone goes in there it’s like “oh, hey, he exists too.”

“Hi Julian, how are you?”

“Oh, you know. Fine; arm’s a bit stiff but can’t be helped, I suppose. Mustn’t complain.”

the same maddie han who got out the ocean for her husband and her daughter is the same maddie han who summoned the strength to climb the stairs and knock out the serial killer holding a gun to her husband. all while bleeding out from getting her throat cut from said serial killer. the most final girl ever.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

911 spoilers

this is so not funny do NOT make the encephalitis joke and then have his ass not pull through i will lose my goddamn mind

so you’re telling me that wasn’t a hallucination and she did cut maddie’s neck. and as she BLED OUT she thought she had ONE more move in her. and she decided to SAVE HER HUSBAND. because if she died. then jee at least would have HIM. the love of HER LIFE. oh im sick

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.