The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.
“you have a 32 inch waist right” “you’re like the mike tyson of coughing and i’m talking pre-face tattoo mike tyson” this episode is just chim banger after chim banger
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the reason bobby is gonna wake up in his coffin is cause Brad is gonna go full saltburn on his grave
I can and will run on spite, but it's not good for the engine and I wish there was other fuel available.
when the period cramps start hitting so bad you have to pretend that you're on a barricade in 19th century france bleeding out from a wound dying in the hands of an unrequited lover
Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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i do what i want ;)aromantic/agender/asexualso many fandoms live rent free in my head
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